You were never mine. So you were perfect.

Ohai.

New hair from (Posh!). I freaking loved it. I bought 4 of the new 5. Though truly, I’m not feeling her new blonde textures, I still love her work. For this blog I brought back a few pieces that I’ve blogged before, some super old, some relatively new, and some new to my blog yet old to my inventory :>.

The first look I decided I wanted a traveling gypsy/woody look. Boots from Naughty, a chiffon skirt from oyakin*, and a few choice tops from Surf Couture and WWI completed this look. I absolutely loved it.

The second was a little bit easier. The main basis for the outfit was the highwaisted pants from *Gigi Couture*’s clothing outlet. (Like, 50 linden!) I originally was going to pair it with the Maps jacket from &bean, but I chose instead an old ollldd coat from Made in Hell that has the same look yet with a punk edge. The heels from Sugar’N'Spice and the group gift socks from MIEL gave the finishing touch to that creation.

• Hair: (Posh!) — Watcha Say? (Dirty blonde) slightly edited.

• Skin:  DUTCH TOUCH — ::CleO:: Carmel (Spring)

• Sweater: WWI — Shortie (Wheat)

• Shirt: Surf Couture — La Plage Tee (brown)

• Skirt: oyakin* — Chifone skirt (black)

• Tights: *Gigi Couture* — Burgundy Lycra Slit Tights (Freebie!)

• Boots: [N] —Fringe Moccasins (brown)

• Bracelets: *Fishy Strawberry* — Bangles Brown Wood & Dollita — Woody Bangle (multiwood)

• Gloves: Viva La Glam! — Brody Gloves (Black)

• Glasses: *ottico* — FreeGlasses (S)

• Hair: ^;^CaTwA^;^ — Lolwa (Light Blondy)

• Skin:  DUTCH TOUCH — ::CleO:: Carmel (Spring w/ Freckles)

• Jacket: [MIH] — Eki jacket (black)

• Blouse: [LeeZu!] — Valerie Blouse (Champagne)

• Pants: *Gigi Couture* — Highwaisted Pants/Capri (Black)

• Socks: MIEL — JANE FLOR SOCKS (wearing Creme Brulee shade)

• Heels: Sugar ‘N Spice — Black/White

(This is) Our medicine.

(This is) Our time to,

Medicate. Here with me.

Now as we, lose ourselves

and ignore

That you don’t even know my name.

Medicate.

☮ & ♥,

Jojo

Break the key and chase the blood out of my veins.

T-minus 5 days ’til….

NEW MOON.

Team Jacob, FTFW. The /artilleri/ chick put these out not too long ago. LOVE ‘em. Can’t forget the clothing from So Many Styles or the shoes from Periquita.

• Hair: {JT} — Quin (blond)

• Skin:  DUTCH TOUCH — ::CleO:: Carmel (Spring)

• Shirt: /artilleri/ — Team Jacob Shirt (black text)

• Jacket: {So Many Styles} — Check Shirt (red)

• Jeans: Armidi Limited — Chemical Painter (Skinny version)

• Flats: .:Periquita — Funny Girl Flats (colored black)

• Bracelet: :::: IrEn :::: — Pearl Arm Brace

• Wristband: Somapop — Bandana wristband (left)

• Lip Piercing: Hobgoblin — Snake Bite Piercing w/ labret stud

 

Streaming down the side streets,
Where the city ends
And the dead ends meet.
Bite your lip and smile.
I have many holes to fill
And I’ll find them all.

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

Oh boy.

Let’s introduce a little peen. I forgot 2 of these guys’ names, but they’re friends with alika. Initially I was a little hesitant to allow just anyone to pose, especially people I didn’t know. But the style knocked me on my ass. Alika knows best! That’s the name of my new sitcom.

This random Japanese guy (I forget his name! D:<) Was nice enough to pose for me. His pixels were actually really nice! It also helped that he got on Skype and told us a joke. What’s Jet Li’s favorite drink? WWAAATTAAAAAAAA.

• Hair: [ Tro Shop ] — Imagine Hair (black)

• Skin:  *Illuminati* — *Illuminati* Male – Peach – 01

• Tattoo: AITUI — Mr Midnight (fresh)

• Eyes: <<< negaposi — Glass Pink Eyes

• Tank: F.A.T. DESIGNZ // — Star TankTop

• Jeans: ‘[4mc] Props — Pervie Pants

• Boxers: AITUI — Realistic Boxer Briefs (white)

• Armwarmers: ::KS Industries:: — Armwarmers

• Legwrap: [ BroGear ] — Love Leg-Tie (Broder! <3)

• Scarf: .Sey — Afghan Stole (black)

• Belt: 19 MOTORCYCLE — Belt Chain

• Mouth: [PF] — Happy Donut

This guy was crazy spooky. And awesome at the same time. He was really neat and didn’t laugh too hard when I started singing Fall Out Boy on voice. His avie was super tall so sorry the picture is a little squished but in combination with that hat, it was a tight fit.

• Hair: Deviant Kitties — The Jackal (Coal)

• Skin:  Laqroki — Johnny Skin

• Eyes: *NT* — Eyez_07

• Blood: *Defiant Designs* — NewBloodyJacket V.2

• Shirt: Schadenfreude — Revenant Shirt

• Jacket/Vest: Gaslight Emporium — Black Suede Waistcoat

• Pants: WRONG — Pinstripe Pants

• Boots: SiniStyle — Ripper Boots

• Hat: Hobgoblin — Spook Tophat (Phantom! <333)

• Mustache & Beard: Discord Designs — Dinsdale and Rodrigo (jet)

And last, but motherfucking certainly not least, Altair!! I love this mofo. Alika’s and my third musketeer. <3333333333 He’s a habitual line-crosser.

• Hair: AITUI — My Agenda (black)

• Eyes: AITUI — Mirage Eyes (Yellow Jacket w/ veins)

• Plugs: AITUI — Sculpted Ears + 7/8 Gauge – Solids #1

• Tattoo: *Ink Inc.* — Xenomorph

• Shirt: :FORM: — Warrior Thermal

• Waist Jacket: *Fishy Strawberry* — Waist Jacket

• Pants: *X*Plosion — MenOverall normalPants (black)

• Gloves: :FORM: — Raptor Gloves (black)

• Boots: TonkTastic — Long Combat Boots

• Necklace: AITUI — Neck Art / Riverside (Browns)

Next color is like, red or something. Maybe pink. Haven’t decided yet. I’m a procrastinator. :>

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

I am covered in skin. No one gets to come in.

Lavendar Paine.

Lavy is pretty. She winz lutz.

• Hair: Clawtooth by Clawtooth — Goodbye Horses (Golden Girl)

• Skin:  Tyranny Designs — Sweet Augustine (Tone 3)

• Lashes: ZsaZsa’s — Spiked (black)

• Top: *Fishy Strawberry* — Swan Lake Top

• Skirt: Baiastice — Boudoir (black)

• Stockings: *Fishy Strawberry* — Swan Lake Fishnets Torn

• Gloves: RunoRuno — Undress Dinner Armwarmers (Black)

• Heels: Periquita — S-Step Shoes

• Suspenders: Pig — Simple Black Suspenders

• Necklace: {SMS} — Pearl Necklace (black)

• Hat: Megg Demina — Bird Nest Hat

Sandi owns.

• Hair: TRUTH — Veronica (Chocolate)

• Skin:  Laqroki — Dina Glow Skin (Nougat)

• Tattoo & Belt: !K&L! — Angry Kitty Outfit (Black)

• Lashes: The Abyss — Eyelashes and Moody Eyes

• Top: [CIVVIES] — Talking Tee “Fuck Yeah!”

• Pants: Deviance — Black Leather Pants

• Stockings: *Fishy Strawberry* — Swan Lake Fishnets Torn

• Boots: Last Eden — Junker’s Boots

• Necklace: Naith Smit — Rock’N'Rolla Chain (Gang Bang Female)

• Bracelets: *LOULOU&CO.* — Enigma

And lillo me.

• Hair: .lamb — Say (Powder)

• Skin:  DUTCH TOUCH — Cleo Punk2 (Punk Line)

• Shirt: Luck Inc. — Button Down Shirt (black)

• Fishnet: !* REBEL XTRAVAGANZA *! — Fishnet Tops (black)

• Shorts: Gisaci — Cambridge shorts; part of ‘Cambridge Aufren White/black’ outfit.

• Gloves: SiniStyle — RaGe Gloves

• Boots: Maitreya — Billow Boots (black)

• Hat: *!RaveNation!* — Death Agent Hat

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

Oh, oh, Alika Yue.

You feel so lonely and ragged.
You lay there broken and naked.
My love is just waiting
To clothe you in crimson roses.

This is my submissive top, my one and only heart, my lovely wife-face alika Yue. She is a slut, she is a lazy bum, she is a procrastinating sonofabitch, but it is undeniable that her pixels are sex. And not just any sex. Not like ‘I’m bored’ missionary sex that makes you think about what happened on last week’s Gossip Girl during the entire thing. Oh, no no no, my friends. Sex as in like, 7 straight hours of ball busting, sweat inducing, yanking hair, slappin’ ass banging sex. The kind where you can’t walk in the morning. Yeah. That’s her. Go ahead and perv her. Go ahead. Go on now.

Ain’t she gawjuss? She was kind enough to pose for my next post involving my black posts. Of course the camera hungry whore wanted to do like, 12 outfits. But I only chose 3. Cuz I don’t want all you bitches to copy her style. <3

And this bitch, she chose this Atomic dress to model. And it screwed up my next pose. I mean, what a whore right? But great minds think alike! I love that she paired this dress with a clothing layer from This Is Fawn to dress it down for everyday wear. Adding the loose pony from Maitreya and the vintage glasses from (epoque), you get the classic Alika style; Funky and fresh. Rowr. <3

• Hair: Maitreya — Piper II (Pitch)

• Skin:  *League* — Misty Golden Glow Dark Hair (Pale)

• Dress: [Atomic] — Satin Dreams (Black)

• Undershirt: This is a Fawn — String Dress (black)

• Choker: *ICING* — Rose Choker w/feathers (Thin Neck)

• Flats: (Shiny Things) — Francoise Flats (Gray)

• Glasses: (epoque) — Feline Shades (Neutral)

This one was unconventional. I lul when I look at this. This one is called “Homo Gomez Addams.” Granted, the hair kind of makes the boy thing questionable, but the finished product is ridiculously cool. I can’t even talk about this one, it’s just that bizarre. I love this ho.

• Hair: Kin — Swan (black)

• Skin:  &Bean — The Light Anger Kicks

• Outfit: Silent Sparrow — Ryou Suit (Ash)

• Neck Bow: Silent Sparrow — From ‘Sylvan Suit’ (Blood)

• Mustache: *katat0nik* — From ‘Duck Shoot Dress’ (Black)

• Shoes:  TESLA — Ziggy Heels (Birth)

And I love this one. That armor is sick and the laser vision goggles just scream Spock. The entire look is so hawdcore. Mah wifey knows how to dress. Oh, and those shoes are nuts.

• Hair: [soap] — RockNRolla (black)

• Skin:  &Bean — The Light Anger Kicks

• Tattoo: Paradox — Cube Tattoo

• Tank: MIEL — CALI Tank (Midnight)

• Pants: &Bean — Slick n Shiny Silver 1

• Armor: Paradox — Should’R_Zebra*Series

• Shoes:  AVZ — Wrapped Boots

• Belt: >>>moloko<<< — Belt PunkRock I

• Eyewear: AVZ — Vision Enhancement

ALL HAIL THE HOTNESS THAT IS ALIKA YUE. GO ON. HAIL, NOW.

P.S.- I <3 her.

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

Baby’s black balloon makes her fly.

Comin’ down the world turned over.

And angels fall without you there.
And I go on as you get colder.
Or are you someone’s prayer?

The next series of posts will be many, my theme easy to achieve; colorless. The following series of outfits are showcasing the beauty that -is- black and white. I love it. You can do so much with it. I wear a lot of black in RL because black is classic. In these entries I myself am not only modeling but a plethora of my friends; alika Yue, Altair Zsun, Jay Frangilli, Thena Claxton, Lavendar Paine, Sandi Carling, etc. etc. We <3 black.

I motherfucking love this dress. Absolutely, 153.83% love this dress. One of the only items I’ve ever bought that I bought a fatpack of. Kenzie&Co. knocked this one outta the park. In addition to tha sexiness, TRUTH’s new hair “Cameron” was sweet. I mean, that Truth guy does not stop! I don’t want him to though.

• Hair :  TRUTH — Cameron (mirage)

• Skin: DUTCH TOUCH — Cleo Punk2 (Punk Line)

• Dress: Kenzie&Co. — Plaid Chola (white)

• Pants:  *COCO* — SlimFitPants (black)

• Boots: Maitreya — GROUP GIFT! SoHo boots (black)

• Bag: Celestial Studios — Hobo Bag (black suede)

This dress is an oldie but a goodie. I think I’ve had it for like, 2 years but I couldn’t resist blogging it. It’s adorable! I mean, I think every person in the freaking grid has about 185,191 Armidi/Gisaci/Elephant Outfitters items. I paired it with the super cute FREE leggings from World Wide Industries and a high fashion updo from LeLutka and booties from Maitreya. Voila.

• Hair :  LeLutka — Jacqueline (Ash Blond)

• Skin: DUTCH TOUCH — Cleo Punk2 (Punk Line)

• Dress: Elephant Outfitters — Mary Anne Babydoll (black)

• Leggings:  WWI — Lacey Leggings (black)

• Heels: Maitreya — Frenzy (black)

Of these three, this is my favorite picture. 1. Because the pants (by my friend Joceyln Viper and the creator of Naked Banana) are freaking sex. 2. I love scarves/armwarmers like these features by MIEL & Maitreya. and 3. The hair from Exile is a fucking sweet catch. I love the poof and flex. The corset, made by Wasted Youth, was a surprising find. I ran across kendall Freenote’s shop while browsing the HodgePodge shops. HoPo. <3

• Hair: Exile — Jenna (Champagne)

• Skin:  DUTCH TOUCH — Cleo Punk2 (Punk Line)

• Corset: (WY) — Cup Corset (black)

• Pants: NB — Black? Yes. Pants? Probably.

• Scarf: MIEL — Black Plaid Scarf

• Armwarmers: Maitreya — ArmWarmers (black)

• Boots: *COCO* — Riding boots

Did I neglect to single out *COCO*’s new boots?! Shame on me. These boots are sex, period. Alika and I can’t pry our pixelated feet from them. ):

*COCO* - RidingBoots - black

There’s many more where these came from!

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

It never was the time for us, it never was the time to let me in.

Hai! It’s been a bit. I’ve been shopping! Which is good news for you blog reading bitches and bad news for my bank account. Oh well! Retail therapy <3.

This post is random. I was snapping them the other day before a thought occured to me or actually, another theme, if you will. I’m going to make a series of color theme posts. Of course, my first theme shall be black. Because I love black. So enjoy the last bit of multi colored posts here because the next few posts will be black before I choose my next color. (:

Oh. And some tuneage, of course!

Okay first of all, this sweater from MG Fashions? Hotness. I loved it. I bought like, 4 different colors. There is an optional chest piece to wear, but I don’t like that part much and truly the garment is banging without it. I paired it with &bean’s Shoreline slacks and these hot ass leather boots from ANEXX. Salivating is acceptable.

• Hair:  Dernier Cri — Ella (Dyed blonde)

• Skin: DUTCH TOUCH — Cleo Punk2 (Punk Line)

• Sweater:  MG Fashions — Martina Sweater (Petroleum)

• Shirt: Modd.G — Zoey Runched OffShoulder (brown)

• Pants: &bean — Shoreline (Coffee)

• Boots: ANEXX — Leather Riders Boots (Black)

• Scarf: Maitreya — Long Scarf (brown)

My next entry is a little unconventional. I decided to make her look like she’s been in the garage working on cars all day and the one item that inspired this idea was the hair, from kiLiebe. I thought it quirky and different and the textures are boss. So when I think of someone working in a garage I think white tank, short shorts, and covered in filth. Ezpz.

• Hair:  [kiLiebe] — Jessica (Platinum)

• Skin: DUTCH TOUCH — Cleo Punk2 (Punk Line)

• Tank:  NINIKO — LooseTank (White)

• Shorts: Enchilada! — Short Shorts!

• Boots: *COCO* — Riding Boots

• Leg Holster: [Oxygen] — Mechanic Holster

• Mud: .dystopia. — Mud Bath (Wearing medium layer)

Oh. And a couture one fo ya. I <3 dressing up! The dress, from SUGARCUBE was adorable. I think it was free, but I don’t remember :>. I love the bangle too, from [glow]. Nothing else to say except she looks like white trash convert to high fashion. Hah.

• Hair:  LeLutka — Ella Jacqueline (Natural Blond)

• Skin: DUTCH TOUCH — Cleo Punk2 (Punk Line)

• Dress:  ::SUGARCUBE — Chopsticks Holder Dress

• Heels: FNKY! — Pumps/Classic (black)

• Bangle: [glow] — Egyptian Night Bangle

• Choker: *Fishy Strawberry* — Brown Wood Choker

• Cigarette: FNKY! — Cigarette (long ash)

 

Back to the drawing board,

☮ & ♥,

Jojo

A Pale Face and a Squaw.

Howdy.

Okay, that was completely gay. Hello. I love themes. My blog is apparent of that. Alika, my skeetfighter (OH YEAH GIRL.) with lesbian tendencies, thought we should do ‘Cowboys and Indians’. With a fashion twist, of course! Gud timez. She wanted to be the cowboy and she made me be the Indian. So…yeah. Here we go.

alika Yue (Cowboy)

I swear to Christ, everything this girl wears I want to steal. The blouse, the jeans, the boots, the vest. All of it. I love her but I secretly despise her. First of all, Tiny Bird’s hair is ridiculously hot. I don’t have any yet, and I truthfully don’t know why. Probably because everytime I get the initiative to go, I’m out of money. That’s next on my to-do list.

As well as the hot hair, the ensemble she threw together was fucking hot. The blouse from WWI is to die for. And I just might, if her six shooter finds me in the woods. :s

Howdy, pardner. /me spits.

• Hair: .:[ Tiny Bird ]:. — Kissy Kissy (Ginger)

• Skin: :GP: — Petal Frex [Dark] Beach (Seafoam 1)

• Blouse: World Wide Industries — Retro Floral TINY TOP 1

• Vest: *COCO*— FringeVest (Black)

• Jeans: Emery — Denim Burk

• Belt: BroGear — Cowboy Belt [Sherrif] (Brown)

• Boots: [[ KOMEKO ]] — Cowboy Boots (Brown)

• Eyes: HD — Gabriel Green Serie 22 small

 

 

 

 

Jordyn Grier (Indian)

New shit from .lamb. I fucking love her stuff. I mean, I own it all. Poppyseed and Say were picked up immediately; no questions asked. Also new-ish on me is the vest from *MayoNaise*. It’s totally boho and completely cute. I can pair it with a lot of things. Reiterating my love for versatility!

• Hair :  .lamb — Poppyseed (Ink)

• Skin: Curio — Dark Breeze (Pure 2)

• Vest: *MayoNaise* — Mirotic (Chocolate)
  

  

• Shirt: Beetlebones** — Robin (Basic White)

• Pants: Naked Banana! — Apartment Jeans (Brown)

• Bow: alika Sao Weaponry — Bow of Ve

• Boots: TRUTH — Foxley (Group gift)

• Feather: Songfeather Designs — snowfeathermultiple

• Belt: >>>moloko<<< — Skeleton Belt

• Lashes: *Beauty Avatar* — Celebrity Eyelashes 09

 

[BANG.]

 

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

She’s polluting all the airways…

While I’m passed out in the hallway. <3

Hai again. I’ve been procrastinating lately. I put clothes and looks together and then kinda leave em chilling in my inventory. Hah. Finally got around to snapping them, and now I’m hurriedly gonna throw this post together before I have to leave for some overtime at work.

Epoque reopened. Whew. I thought I was going to have to go to rehab. And released a gorgeous yet funky hairstyle that I snatched up quickly; Overpaid Stylist. Yeah. It’s a must-have. I am very happy with my overall finished products. Paste, paste, and buh bai.

Listening to: Taio Cruz: She’s Like a Star.

• Hair :  LeLutka — TATE (Natural Blond)

• Skin: DUTCH TOUCH — Cleo Punk2 (Punk Line)

• Dress: *MIU* — baremaxidress

• Lashes: [ glow ] — Hollywood Lashes – Brigitte Bardot

(:

• Hair :  (epoque) — Overpaid Stylist (blonde tones)

• Skin: DUTCH TOUCH — Cleo Punk2 (Punk Line)

• Dress: *So Many Styles* — Country Dress (beige)

• Scarf: Maitreya — Long Scarf (brown)

• Boots: (NL) — Cowboy Boots (tan)

• Hair :  TRUTH — Stephanie (seaspray)

• Skin: DUTCH TOUCH — Cleo Punk2 (Punk Line)

• Jacket: fri.day — Military Jacket (Black Denim)

• Shirt: *EM* — LuvHurtsTee (Maker: Angela Selentiak)

• Skirt: Nyte’N'Day — Raiment Skirt (White)

• Leggings: WWI — Lacey Leggings (Freebie in store)

• Shoes: Maitreya — Frenzy (black)

• Glasses: FNKY! — Blizzard Glasses (black)

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

Rigged Headsets.

The following is a public service announcement:

STOP BEING CHEAP AND BUY A NEW HEADSET ALREADY. OR WE’LL FIND YOU.

Andi Fritch’s P.o.S.

Rubberbandz.

I’m guilty too…

Pls snd halp. We need moniez for to buy da new headsetz.

Please do not allow this madness to continue. Donations may be made in-world to either myself, Jordyn Grier or Andi Fritch. We accept cash, checks, all major credit cards, as well as sexual favors. Broken headsets are a serious epidemic in our lives. Almost as serious as SARS or Swine Flu. (SORRY. SORRY. H1N1!)

Think of your loved ones. Don’t be a statistic.

Sincerest Regards,

Jordyn Grier and Andi Fritch