Don’t pretend you ever forgot about me.

Snow day! Whoooo. I love waking up and not being able to move my car. I finally get more than one day off this week! So to celebrate, I blogged you some recent new release that you MUST pick up. So I didn’t really get to go to all the Fifty Linden Friday stores this week. It seems that everyone on the grid has found out about it, so each sim is packed everytime I try to go . Alika does it smart and wakes up super early to do it, but me? Not so much.  So I force my way through the lag and stupid bling scripts and thigh-highs to attempt to get the damn ad to rez. And then once it does, getting to be able to buy it since 35 other people are trying to buy it as well. SIGH. So, based on the trend of what normally is released by each owner and how often I usually keep their item, I kind of skip around and go to the stores that I like best. Which brings us to today’s post! This first outfit is a compilation of old old stuff, group gifts, and FLF items from last week and this week. Anya Ohmai from !Ohmai‘s item, Basics One-Piece was absolutely adorable. I mean, all those colors for 50 Linden? She pretty much gave that wonderful outfit away. But we love her for it. The white undershirt in this piece is from Pig and I’ve gotta say it was love at first sight. I wear it with the bow and without the bow in a variety of ways. Gawjuss, all of it!

• Hair:  {fascino}  — Anelo (Beige)

• Skin: Dernier Cri — Charlotte – Chestnut (Cat Liner)

• Dress: !Ohmai — Basic One-Piece Plaid (CherryEggplant)

• Sweater: Miseria — Ash Cardigan (Dark Viridian)

• Undershirt: Pig — Sing Sing Precious

• Leggings: [Plastik] — Leggings (Pinstripe)

• Heels: -La Maison Kaestner- — Simple Pumps – Platform (Black)

The next look was full of more 50 Linden Friday sweetness. Now, it usually takes me about 20 minutes to TP into Surf Couture because that place is always packed when something new is released. However, I made it in 5 and rezzed suprisingly quickly. Now, let’s talk about Emma Gilmour’s new hair Maranna. I. Love. It. I love that it comes in 5 bang styles. I love that the band around the hair has more than a few solid color choices as well as patterned. I love that the hair has no flex to it and is all sculpt. I. love it. Got it? Good. Paired with a treat from Tres Blah, my character looks like she’s dreaming of summer but still keeping warm from the freezing cold. Did I mention 7 inches of snow where I live? WOH?

• Hair:  Surf Couture  — Maranna – No bangs (Vanilla Cake)

• Skin: Dernier Cri — Charlotte – Chestnut (Cat Liner)

• Sweater: Tres Blah — Neato Sweatshirt (Grey)

• Suspenders: Pig — 12 Colors of Suspenders (Simple Black)

• Shorts: **THE CLOSET** — Balloon Shorts (Beige)

• Socks: Pig — Knee Sock Mit Suspenders (White)

• Boots: Surf Couture — Elsa Boots (Brown)

• Gloves: Royal Blue — Half Gloves (Brown)

• Scarf: Maitreya — Long Scarf (Brown)

Wouldn’t you rather be a widow than a divorcee?
Style your wake for fashion magazines.
Widow or a divorcee?
Don’t pretend, d-d-d-don’t pretend.

I talked a lot in this one! O.o

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

[Plastik] & Dernier Cri!

I’m excited about this one! The lovely Aikea Rieko from the Plastik created a gorgeous lingerie line called Valerian. I’m in lust! Each piece has a ripped quality yet still so chic. The following post is in 5 colors and oh…my….God.These pieces also come in thong and shorts version, for the more conservative avatar. I like the thongs, personally. The ripped look is continued in them.

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Valerian by [Plastik

Splatter (L) & Praise (R)

Nautica (L) and Black (R)

Valerian in Heartache

Hair: fri.day — Yelena.2 (Anxious Blonde)

Fashion in World’s grade of Valerian by [Plastik] :

A

Also on today’s delectable menu, is new skin by Asuka Martin of Dernier Cri celebrity. Charlotte is a peach. Her toned stomach, bronzed cheeks, and full yet dry looking pink lips give her a realistic yet hot edge. I’ve never been one for the photorealistic skins that some people enjoy, so Charlotte was a real treat. Coming in two options, (Freckles or without freckles), she’s a cutie pie. And at only 900 L, you can get that and still stop by the [Plastik] for Valerian. Run along now, little bloggers.

Charlotte (Chestnut) in Cat Liner

Hair: *Kookie* — Quiffy (Blonde w/ Black Streak)

F.L.F. item!

Fashion in World’s Grade of Charlotte by Dernier Cri :

A-

☮ & ♥,

Jordyn.

and tonight I feel like more….

Greetings and salutations bloggers. Today is just another day for making ugly little pixels see the error of their ways. And yes, I’m talking about you. In honor of finally having a night home alone, I thought it’d be a super idea to break out the wine, relax in a bathrobe and toss you out some goodies to munch on.

All three outfits consist of the daring, gorgeous new skin from Dernier Cri. Yes, Jordyn is going to skin me alive for blogging this skin without her, but she’ll get over it as she’ll be curling into her new boyfriend tonight.

First look is plain, but spunky. The shirt from Berries Inc, Misteria jeans and some boots from Surf Couture. Let’s not forget the hair from Mustache with the scripted bang strands. Sex-ehhhhh.

* Hair:  Mustache  — Sofie (Licorice 4)

* Skin: (Dernier Cri) — Charlotte – Cream (Scene:Aqua)

* Shirt: Berries Inc. — Cozy Top (Light Blue)

* Pants: [Miseria] — Bitter Jeans (Fade)

* Boots: Surf Couture — Parker Knit Boots (Black)

* Earrings: *dg* — Hanger Pierece

* Piercings: Aitui — Captive Bead Septum Ring

My next glorious outfit consists of thee single ugliest frumpy dress I’ve seen in a long time. And when I say ugly, what I really mean is, IT WORKS! **THE CLOSET** makes some really eye popping clothes with the retro retard style. Retro retard, like that? I just made that up right now.

* Hair:  Clawtooth  — Woman of the Year (Black Beauty)

* Skin: (Dernier Cri) — Charlotte – Cream (Scene:Aqua)

* Dress: **THE CLOSET** — C.GirlyDress (Green)

* Socks: Pig — Knee Sock Mit Suspenders (Week Old Asparagus)

* Shoes: .:Periquita:. — Simplest Flats (Brown)

* Necklace: Mix and Match — Etnik Necklace 1

My third and final outfit is once again simple, a dress from K&CO and some pants I got from the Down the Chimney hunt. Not much, but it looks good.

* Hair:  Maitreya  — Piper II (Pitch)

* Skin: (Dernier Cri) — Charlotte – Cream (Scene:Aqua)

* Dress: K&CO — Ford Dress (Brown)

* Pants: The Stringer Mausoleum — Wrap it up Pants

* Shoes: ~Scribble~ — Candy Flats (Licorice)

you taste foreign
and I know you can see
the cord break away

Here you are down on your knees again.

Hi there. My outfits for today’s post are a compilation of new items, older items, and the Down the Chimney Hunt presents. Enjoy!

• Hair:  Dernier Cri — Madison (Blonde Shades)

• Skin:  (vive9) — Cailyn.v2 Pure Blush Light

• Lashes: ZsaZsa’s Eyelashes — Spikes

• Dress: [twee] — Gingham Monster

• Leggings: Deviant Girls — Splatt Leggings Socks (Gray)

• Shoes: .:Periquita — Simplest Flats (Color change)

• Mouth: The Reject Shoppe — Yummeh Old Polaroid (Texture Change!!)

• Hair:  Magika — Pow (Blonde B)

• Skin:  (vive9) — Cailyn.v2 Pure Blush Light

• Lashes: ZsaZsa’s Eyelashes — Spikes

• Top & Bra: Emery — Top Cut (Pure)

• Shorts: Scribble — Bloomers (Black)

• Leggings: !!HUSKY GFX!! — Stockins from ‘Pris Cyberwear Female’ Outfit

• Shoes: *Courtisane* — Hors d’haleine Booties (Black)

• Hair:  Mirai Style — Romi [Without Cap]  (Coco)

• Skin:  (vive9) — Cailyn.v2 Pure Blush Light

• Lashes: ZsaZsa’s Eyelashes — Spikes

• Sweater: {SMS} — Winter Sweater (Olive)

• Jacket: ~*RunoRuno*~ — Bulky Sweater (DTC Hunt Gift)

• Jeans: *Gigi Couture* — Low Cut Denim Gray (Super cheap, at the Outlet)

• Shoes: [SC] Surf Couture — Elsa Boots (Brown)

Here you are down on your knees again.
trying to find air to breathe again.
Only surrender will help you now.
I love you, please see and believe again.

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

It never was the time for us, it never was the time to let me in.

Hai! It’s been a bit. I’ve been shopping! Which is good news for you blog reading bitches and bad news for my bank account. Oh well! Retail therapy <3.

This post is random. I was snapping them the other day before a thought occured to me or actually, another theme, if you will. I’m going to make a series of color theme posts. Of course, my first theme shall be black. Because I love black. So enjoy the last bit of multi colored posts here because the next few posts will be black before I choose my next color. (:

Oh. And some tuneage, of course!

Okay first of all, this sweater from MG Fashions? Hotness. I loved it. I bought like, 4 different colors. There is an optional chest piece to wear, but I don’t like that part much and truly the garment is banging without it. I paired it with &bean‘s Shoreline slacks and these hot ass leather boots from ANEXX. Salivating is acceptable.

• Hair:  Dernier Cri — Ella (Dyed blonde)

• Skin: DUTCH TOUCH — Cleo Punk2 (Punk Line)

• Sweater:  MG Fashions — Martina Sweater (Petroleum)

• Shirt: Modd.G — Zoey Runched OffShoulder (brown)

• Pants: &bean — Shoreline (Coffee)

• Boots: ANEXX — Leather Riders Boots (Black)

• Scarf: Maitreya — Long Scarf (brown)

My next entry is a little unconventional. I decided to make her look like she’s been in the garage working on cars all day and the one item that inspired this idea was the hair, from kiLiebe. I thought it quirky and different and the textures are boss. So when I think of someone working in a garage I think white tank, short shorts, and covered in filth. Ezpz.

• Hair:  [kiLiebe] — Jessica (Platinum)

• Skin: DUTCH TOUCH — Cleo Punk2 (Punk Line)

• Tank:  NINIKO — LooseTank (White)

• Shorts: Enchilada! — Short Shorts!

• Boots: *COCO* — Riding Boots

• Leg Holster: [Oxygen] — Mechanic Holster

• Mud: .dystopia. — Mud Bath (Wearing medium layer)

Oh. And a couture one fo ya. I <3 dressing up! The dress, from SUGARCUBE was adorable. I think it was free, but I don’t remember :>. I love the bangle too, from [glow]. Nothing else to say except she looks like white trash convert to high fashion. Hah.

• Hair:  LeLutka — Ella Jacqueline (Natural Blond)

• Skin: DUTCH TOUCH — Cleo Punk2 (Punk Line)

• Dress:  ::SUGARCUBE — Chopsticks Holder Dress

• Heels: FNKY! — Pumps/Classic (black)

• Bangle: [glow] — Egyptian Night Bangle

• Choker: *Fishy Strawberry* — Brown Wood Choker

• Cigarette: FNKY! — Cigarette (long ash)

 

Back to the drawing board,

☮ & ♥,

Jojo