Meanwhile, back at the Ranch….

Well hello! Did ya miss me? I missed you, of course! Super busy and no downtime is to account for my long absence from you, lovelies. Well I’m back now with goodies galore and an epic post to sate your fashion cravings. Easy on the eyes, and hard on your wallets. Like all fashion should be, of course!!

The following photo was the inspiration for today’s post:

So Alika and I recreated it!

Alika (L) & Jordyn (R)

Jordyn

• Hair:  Mustache — Ella (Blonde 2)

• Skin:  ::DUTCH TOUCH:: — RiVeR II – Cream (CatsEyes0)

• Eyes: ATOMIC — Hope Eyes (Comes with Hope Skin)

• Lashes: Mustache — Beezy Lashes (Comes with Beezy Skin)

• Cardigan: Modd.G — Leigh Jacket (Beige)

• Dress: So Many Styles — Prairie Tunic (Dark Grey)

• Tights: fri.day — Basic.Leggings (Chocolate)

• Belt: fri.day — Cinch Belt (Brown)

• Bag: Baiastice — Plastik handbag (Black)

• Boots: [Naughty] — Calf High Moccasins

Alika

• Hair:  TRUTH — Caroline (Espresso)

• Skin: Curio — Petal [Light] – Cupid – Crave

• Coat: Aoharu — Check Short Trench Coat [Brown]

• Shirt: **DP**yumyum — Romantic Sweater [Brown]

• Boots: *COCO*  — RidingBoots (Black)

• Jewelry: MIEL — AHI Set

Ms. Lavendar Paine.

• Hair:  YunA’s HAIR — Jasmine (Blonde)

• Skin:  Lara Skin — Antonia – Pale (Red eyeliner/Cleavage)

• Dress: [LeeZu!] — Vienna Dress (GrayBrown)

• Hair:  fri.day — Miley (Anxious Blonde)

• Skin:  ::DUTCH TOUCH:: — RiVeR II – Cream (CatsEyes0)

• Eyes: ATOMIC — Hope Eyes (Comes with Hope Skin)

• Lashes: Mustache — Beezy Lashes (Comes with Beezy Skin)

• Shirt: *DP Serenity — Not That Into You Tee (Navy/No Logo)

• Shorts: Tres Blah — StarLust Motel Shorts (FREE!)

• Boots: NoLabel — Cowboy Boots (Tan)



• Hair:  .Lamb — Babys On Fire (Ink)

• Skin: Curio — Sundust [Light] – Cupid – Crush

• Shirt: Pig — Uncle Charlie’s Band (Dark Chocolate)

• Pants: **DP**yumyum — Beige Leggings

• Boots: Kookie — Armarda Boots w/ warmers

• Earrings: [ glow ]— Folk Lace Earrings

• Glasses: Cheap Makeup— Motel Glasses (Silver)

I’m glad to be back.

☮ & ♥,

Jor.

[Plastik] & Dernier Cri!

I’m excited about this one! The lovely Aikea Rieko from the Plastik created a gorgeous lingerie line called Valerian. I’m in lust! Each piece has a ripped quality yet still so chic. The following post is in 5 colors and oh…my….God.These pieces also come in thong and shorts version, for the more conservative avatar. I like the thongs, personally. The ripped look is continued in them.

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Valerian by [Plastik

Splatter (L) & Praise (R)

Nautica (L) and Black (R)

Valerian in Heartache

Hair: fri.day — Yelena.2 (Anxious Blonde)

Fashion in World’s grade of Valerian by [Plastik] :

A

Also on today’s delectable menu, is new skin by Asuka Martin of Dernier Cri celebrity. Charlotte is a peach. Her toned stomach, bronzed cheeks, and full yet dry looking pink lips give her a realistic yet hot edge. I’ve never been one for the photorealistic skins that some people enjoy, so Charlotte was a real treat. Coming in two options, (Freckles or without freckles), she’s a cutie pie. And at only 900 L, you can get that and still stop by the [Plastik] for Valerian. Run along now, little bloggers.

Charlotte (Chestnut) in Cat Liner

Hair: *Kookie* — Quiffy (Blonde w/ Black Streak)

F.L.F. item!

Fashion in World’s Grade of Charlotte by Dernier Cri :

A-

☮ & ♥,

Jordyn.

Don’t stop, get it, get it.

Well hello beautifuls. Alika and I can’t seem to sit still long enough to actually do anything. She’s basically running a sim and frollicking around with hot boys. And I’m in RL with my boyfriend getting tired muscles.

BUT. We finally came together in one epic scene of glorious wonderment to bring you some clothes and looks. Yeah. You -are- welcome.

• Hair:  LoveKitty  — Summer (Onyx)

• Skin: Tres Blah — Hiccup – Lavender Lippie (Light Skin Tone)

• Dress: (Elate!) — Penelope (Black/White)

• Overshirt: AOHARU — Roll Up Open Shirt (White)

• Shirt: *COCO* — Skinny Tie & Shirt (White)

• Shoes: ANEXX — Fringe Pumps (Black)

• Hair:  fri.day — Melanie (Anxious Blonde)

• Eyes: PIDIDDLE —Motion Sickness Eyes (Machina de Bella)

• Lashes: ZsaZsa —Halfsies

• Dress: anuenue — MaiaDress (White)

• Tights: Kyoot Army — Cozy Floral Tights (Winter Florals)

• Necklace: DECO — Fandangle Necklace (Olive)

• Heels: Maitreya — Group Gift Pumps (Maroon)

• Hair:  Kookie — Kate Hair (Antique Grey) -tinted darker-

• Shirt/Vest: *Fishy Strawberry* — Harder Tee + Sequins Vest

• Shorts: .:Effum Ink:. — Plad Hipstar Shortz (Black)

• Necklace: [mpb] — La Paix (Black)

• Socks: Pig — Knee Sock Mit Suspenders (Mintcream)

• Shoes: Surf Couture — Parker Knit Boots (Brown)

• Donut: Pink Fuel — Happy Donut

• Hair:  TRUTH — Bailey (Seaspray)

• Sweater: Berries Inc. — Snowflake Cardigan (Grey)

• Shirt: *Fishy Strawberry* — Jeweled Cashmere Sweater (Blue)

• Jeans: Surf Couture — Belmar Skinny Jeans (Gray 1)

• Gloves: Royal Blue — Brown Half Glove

• Boots: Reek — Autumn Boots Red (With Gray Fur)

• Hair:  Clawtooth by Clawtooth — Timeless Glamour (Black Beauty)

• Dress/Jacket: **DP**yumyum — A Line Coat (Pink)

• Leggings: **DP**yumyum — Leggings (Beige)

• Scarf/Muffler: **DP**yumyum — Muffler (Beige)

• Shoes: Periquita — Simplest Flats (Color change: Brown)

• Headband: MIEL — AM TULIP HEADBAND (Vino)

• Hair:  Clawtooth by Clawtooth — The Black Widow (Bombshell Blonde)

• Jacket over shoulder: P-K (Polina Kaestner) —Shoulder Trench (Noir)

• Blouse: Whippet & Buck — I’ll Be A Ghost (Black)

• Skirt: Ty Zvezda — High Mini Skirt (Winter Holiday)

• Leggings: [twee] — Damask Tights

• Heels: *COCO* — Backless Ankle Boots (Black)

• Necklace: PR!TTY — XOXO Necklace (Silver)

ADMIT IT. You’re glad we’re back. ♥.

Admit it. Fuckkkkk.

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

Spotted. The GG girls reincarnated.

Hey there, upper east siders. Fashion girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous environment of Jordyn’s elite inventory.

Spotted: Serena Van der Woodsen rocking a lush fur coat from AOHARU paired with a short design dress from Miseria. Word on the street is, that dress was a freebie. Yikes. Though, we do have to give her props for those tights. Royal Blue is the best.

• Hair:  fri.day — Yelena (Anxious Blonde)

• Skin:  (vive9) — Cailyn.v2 Pure Blush Light

• Lashes: [ glow ] — Innocent Lashes

• Dress: Miseria — Sugar Dress (Holly)

• Coat: AOHARU — FurCoat (Silver)

• Leggings: (Royal Blue) — Garter Socks (Noir)

• Shoes: *COCO* — Suede Cut-Out Boots (Black)

Spotted: Blair Waldorf in all her pristine glory. It wouldn’t be Queen B without her headband, now would it? Of course, she had her knee length coat from the ever-fabulous LeLutka paired with peep-toes from Royal Blue and bright red tights from Paper Couture. Ever the fashionista, Ms. Blair tops off her gorgeous locks with her signature headband. Only she can pull that off, gossip lovers.

• Hair:  TRUTH — Elle (Toffee)

• Skin:  [ATOMIC] — Hope Honey (Moon Black)

• Lashes: [ glow ] — Innocent Lashes

• Coat: LeLutka — Lucy Coat (Black)

• Tights: Paper Couture — Tights (Red)

• Shoes: (Royal Blue) — Peeping Tom (Jet and Jet)

• Headband: *FUEL* — Sweepy Headband (From Sweepy Hair)

Spotted! Lonely Boy’s BFF Vanessa Abrams in the coffee shop…as always. Though she’s not elite as the rest of us, her own personal style leaves envy in our hearts. I’m not quite sure about her ensemble, but the boots from KAO leave me speechless. Paired with a well chosen cardigan from !Ohmai and an adorable little tunic from NINIKO, V is a sight to behold.

• Hair:  PR!TTY! — Meghan (Night)

• Skin:  *League* — Hope Honey (Moon Black)

• Lashes: [ glow ] — Innocent Lashes

• Cardigan: !Ohmai — Granny Made It (ChillChilli)

• Dress: NINIKO — Natural Tunic (Brown)

• Tights: (Royal Blue) — Line to the Crown (Cookie Monster)

• Boots: KAO — Suede Fringe Boots (Camel)

• Scarf: Shiki Designs —Winter Scarf (Teal)

Spotted: Jenny Humphrey looking just a little too mature for her age. What’s with the raccoon eyes, Little J? Didn’t your mother teach you how to apply eyeliner before she shacked up with another man and left poor Rufus Humphrey alone? Oh well, he did bag Lily Bass. Which means you’re now an offical Upper East Sider. The hat from Kookie is sweet, giving you that rocker’s edge you obviously enjoy. The pants from DP Yum Yum keep it cool and those stompers from The Abyss are rad. You may look too mature for your age, but you do it well.

• Hair:  Kookie — Kate (Blonde)

• Skin:  DUTCH TOUCH — Cleo Punk2 (Punk Line)

• Lashes: [ glow ] — Innocent Lashes

• Dress: Kenzie&Co. — Plaid Chola (White)

• Pants: **DP**YumYum — Leggings (Black)

• Boots: <The Abyss>— Grunge Boots (Black)

• Necklace: <The Abyss> — Dog Tags Chain (Opium)

• Bangles: PR!TTY! —Bangles from ‘Sheek Army Chick’ outfit.

Team Gossip Girl Shirts: Joy Love — GG Team Tees

Until next time.

Xoxo

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

Untitled.

No, my creative fuse did not burst. I call this post Untitled because this will be a good friend of mine’s Christmas gift to her friend/lover thing. Joceyln Viper (Owner and Creator of I Dee Kay) asked me to do a review of her friend Danny Nolan’s store Danny’s Untitled Fashions located in the Thibedeau sim along with hers. Sure k. Whatever. His stuff though was really nice and super duper cheap. Can’t beat that shit, yar? But before I get to my part, Joce wanted me to add one thing:

MERRY CHRISTMAS, TREVOR. <3

• Hair:  fri.day — Deena (Anxious Blonde)

• Skin:  Lara Skin — Selena Natural (Pale)

• Top: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Phoenix Shirt

• Shorts: League — Booty Shorts (Blue)

• Socks: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Black Striped Socks (Red)

• Shoes: Urban Bomb Unit — PornStar Lo-Tops

• Belt: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Zebra Belt

• Headband: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Bandana

• Necklace: Rock’n Rose — Necklace Ribbon Pearls (Red)

• Hair:  Mustache — Sabrina (Sugar)

• Skin:  (vive9) — Cailyn.v2 Pure Blush Light

• Top: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Dots Scoop

• Shorts: Tres Blah — Starlust Motel Shorts (Freee in the lobby at the Starlust Motel)

• Shoes: Tango New York — Vans Slip Ons

• Socks: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Black Striped Socks

• Belt: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Zebra Belt

• Lashes: ZsaZsa’s Eyelashes — Halfsies

• Plugs: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Skull Plugs

• Hair:  fri.day — Quinn (Anxious Blonde)

• Skin:  Lara Skin — Selena Natural (Pale)

• Top: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Cartouched Tank

• Jeans: Medley — Skinnies (Dark Wash)

• Belt: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Heart Belt Silver Buckle

• Shoes: Urban Bomb Unit — PornStar Lo-Tops

• Glasses: Gritty Kitty — Ducklips Glasses

• Necklace: Naith Smit Designs — Rock’n'Roll Gang Bang Chain

So go there and stop being a lameface.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Thibedeau/101/235/23

You say, you say that we’re all tied up
And wrapped around in useless, states of mind.
But at the same time we’re still young,
We have the time to realize that we were wrong.

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

Oh no, she’s killing me again.

I’m bored. Here you go.

• Hair:  !lamb. — Witch (Powder)

• Skin:  (vive9) — Cailyn.v2 Pure Light

• Lashes: [ glow ] Studio — Innocent Lashes

• Jacket: *COCO* — RuffleJacket (White)

• Skirt: {SMS} — Highwaist Skirt (Black)

• Boots: BAX boots — Prestige (black leather)

• Bag: *COCO* — Clutch Bag (Black)

• Gloves: *LeeZu* — Gloves from NightLove Jacket (Black)

• Cigarette: Foxy’s Island Smoke Shop — Alyssa Diamond Bitchstick

• Mask: *~*Illusions*~* — Smokey Veil

• Hair: Nodoka — Jaraha (Chestnut)

• Skin:  (vive9) — Cailyn.v2 Pure Light

• Lashes: [ glow ] Studio — Innocent Lashes

• Top and Scarf: Shampooo — Check Shirt Wanpi Stole Set (Purple)

• Leggings: Ducknipple — Part of “Tumtum” outfit

• Shoes: *COCO* — Suede Cut Out Boots (Black)

• Bracers: [[[SHADE THRONE]]] — Heroin Bracelet (Colored black) – Group Gift

• Earmuffs: /artilleri/ — Fluff Earmuffs! (Down the Chimney Hunt Gift)

• Glasses: (vive9) — Risky Readers (Abyss)

• Lip Piercing: HobGoblin —Snake Bite Piercing w. Labret Stud



• Hair: fri.day — Kate (Anxious Blonde)

• Skin:  (vive9) — Cailyn.v2 Pure Light

• Lashes: [ glow ] Studio — Innocent Lashes

• Dress: !Doux Couture —Obscure Layers Dress (Coal) – Prize in DTC hunt.

• Pants: LeLutka — Chalize Pants (Cream)

• Belt: Mix and Match — Disk Silver Belt

• Shoes: .:Periquita — Funny Girl Flats (Colored Red)

• Bracer: [[[SHADE THRONE]]] — Heroin Bracelet (Silver) – Group Gift

Her kiss is just like wine.

Intoxicating, just maybe,

She’ll give me more this time.

‘Cause I’m cravin’ what she’s savin’

Round and Round

When will I win?

Alright, here we go again.

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

She’s polluting all the airways…

While I’m passed out in the hallway. <3

Hai again. I’ve been procrastinating lately. I put clothes and looks together and then kinda leave em chilling in my inventory. Hah. Finally got around to snapping them, and now I’m hurriedly gonna throw this post together before I have to leave for some overtime at work.

Epoque reopened. Whew. I thought I was going to have to go to rehab. And released a gorgeous yet funky hairstyle that I snatched up quickly; Overpaid Stylist. Yeah. It’s a must-have. I am very happy with my overall finished products. Paste, paste, and buh bai.

Listening to: Taio Cruz: She’s Like a Star.

• Hair :  LeLutka — TATE (Natural Blond)

• Skin: DUTCH TOUCH — Cleo Punk2 (Punk Line)

• Dress: *MIU* — baremaxidress

• Lashes: [ glow ] — Hollywood Lashes – Brigitte Bardot

(:

• Hair :  (epoque) — Overpaid Stylist (blonde tones)

• Skin: DUTCH TOUCH — Cleo Punk2 (Punk Line)

• Dress: *So Many Styles* — Country Dress (beige)

• Scarf: Maitreya — Long Scarf (brown)

• Boots: (NL) — Cowboy Boots (tan)

• Hair :  TRUTH — Stephanie (seaspray)

• Skin: DUTCH TOUCH — Cleo Punk2 (Punk Line)

• Jacket: fri.day — Military Jacket (Black Denim)

• Shirt: *EM* — LuvHurtsTee (Maker: Angela Selentiak)

• Skirt: Nyte’N'Day — Raiment Skirt (White)

• Leggings: WWI — Lacey Leggings (Freebie in store)

• Shoes: Maitreya — Frenzy (black)

• Glasses: FNKY! — Blizzard Glasses (black)

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

Tasty, Little Tasta!

Well hallo again.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Phear/110/191/23

My 2nd Gorean post. I know, it’s been awhile. I decided to just showcase a few works from each of my favorite designers and first up is etana Vella’s store Little Tasta. Ms. Vella was kind enough to let me steal not only her studio and her wifey, the gawjuss Skye Everidge as her model, but have a semi-block party with all our unconventional friends. Gud timez.

So, back to Skye Everidge. Lovely gal. I used to dislike her. Not for any particular reason. Probably because she represents that gorgeous, intelligent, sexpot that we all wanted to be in High School. Now we’re friends and I couldn’t be more thrilled. She’s a gem. OH! And she was kind enough to lend me her pixelated hawtness for Little Tasta’s review.

At Little Tasta, you can find a wide variety of Gorean kajira slavewear. Like camisks, kirtles, & silks. Gorgeously made, and textured to perfection, these pieces add the much needed spice into the role that many other designers have left bland with frilly froo-froo silks and gold and chains. Laaammeee.

• Hair :  fri.day — Deena (Timid Brown)

• Skin: DUTCH TOUCH — River (Coffee Basic)

• Camisk: Little Tasta! — Earthen (brown)

• Necklace:  Bina — Youngblood Kilt Necklace

• Bracelet: GSpot — Wenchy Bracelet (Red)

• Hair :  Decoy — Katie

• Skin: DUTCH TOUCH — River (Coffee Basic)

• Leathers: Little Tasta! — Elven Love

• Hair Flower:  Talender — Hair Piece

• Leg Attachment: Happy Tantrum — Bootys Creamy

• Hair :  Mirai Style — Dome (silver)

• Skin: League — Suntan Misty (Deep Smoke)

• Dress/Backpack: Little Tasta! — Wanderer

• Piercing:  Decolletage — Nose Bone Piercing

Go check out her shit! Located in the Phear sim!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Phear/110/191/23

Big thanks to etana Vella for being a pro at making stuff. Oh, and Skye Everidge for being a sexy bitch.

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

I don’t care what you think as long as it’s about me.

I love the LeLutka sim. Truthfully! I think the store is built ridiculously well and the items that fill said store are equal in awesomeness. So the centerpiece of today’s blog entry is this completely adorable dress I found while browsing in the clothing section; Tally’s Dress in Ivory. Not only is this dress completely boho and warm, it can easily be paired with heels, boots, flats, and a number of other accessories such as scarves.

While working yesterday, I left my toon logged in and came back to….UPDATES FROM fri.day! I think I came a little when I read that :>. No but Dylan was a must-have, for sure. The accessories were old that I paired with this look, dressing down the epicness of the dress with Naith Smit‘s Rock’N'Rolla chain as well as Bax Coen‘s  Prestige boots. An added treat was running across the Baroque rings from Dollita.

Dollita / Dolls Ring Baroque2

• Hair: fri.day — Dylan (Anxious Blonde)

• Skin: DUTCH TOUCH — GroupSkin – Special 1 Caramel

• Lashes: *Beauty Avatar* — REGINA Eyelashes 06

• Dress: [LeLutka] — TALLYS dress (ivory)

• Tattoo:  :: Garden of Ku :: — Rock&Beer

• Boots: BAX boots — Prestige (black leather)

• Eye Jewelry: *BOOM* — Eye Glam (diamonds)

• Necklace: (NS) — Rock’n’Rolla Chain

• Ring: Dollita — Dolls Ring Baroque2

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

No one will dare to call you plain when I’m through with you.

Again, dark hair is not my thing. Don’t ask why I randomly had bought a fri.day hair in black….but I did! But good thing because I always pictured, while reading Twilight, that Alice’s hair was down to at least between her ears and chin. The spikey thing they have Ashley Greene rocking on those movies is kinda sorta awful (No offense).

Anyway, Alice Cullen is my favorite character because she’s so carefree. Fashion-forward and a big ball of happiness, she inserts the much needed comic relief into the books.

I found a boho scarf while browsing Mix & Match one afternoon, and I felt that this piece was essential to the overall Alice look I was attempting to achieve. Now, these flats that Tyr from Tyranny Designs had given me were adorable so I knew they would pair well. I dressed the flamboyancy down with a darkened babydoll dress (freebie!) from PARALLEL LOVE and voila. Alice Cullen!

Alice Cullen.

• Hair: fri.day — Deena (emo black)

• Skin: Curio — Petal Breeze (Smudge)

• Dress: PARALLEL LOVE — Free Dress (black)

• Scarf:  Mix & Match — Boho Scarf (Light Circle)

• Leggings:  AMD — Leggings (from Because outfit)

• Flats: Tyranny Designs — Nerd F*cker Flats (olive)

• Armwarmers: Maitreya — Armwarmers (black)

☮ & ♥,

Jojo