Hold tight, cause the show is not over.

Ladies and gentlemen please
Would you bring your attention to me?
For a feast for your eyes to see
An explosion of catastrophe.

Like nothing you’ve ever seen before
Watch closely as I open this door.
Your jaws will be on the floor
After this you’ll be begging for more.

• Hair & Hat:  ATOMIC — Gwen (Platinum)

• Skin:  (vive9) — Cailyn.v2 Pure Blush Light (Thin Brows)

• Eyes: =HooT= — Into The Depths (Group Gift!)

• Lashes: [ glow ] — Eyeliner 01

• Blouse: LG Femme — Paris Blouse (White)

• Leggings: LG Femme — Dots & Holes (Black on Black)

• Boots: ANEXX — Knee High Button Up Boots

Ladies and gentlemen good evening!
You’ve seen that seeing is believing.
Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding.
Please check to see if you’re still breathing!

• Hair:  YunA’sHAIR — Jasmine (Blonde)

• Dress: -La Maison Kaestner- — Vaudeville Dress

• Leggings: *League* — Metallic Shine Leggings

• Boots: SLink — BeeBee Boots (Black)

Hold tight cause the show is not over.
If you will please move in closer.
Your about to be bowled over
By the wonders you’re about to behold here!

• Hair:  (Posh) — Long Way Baby (Dirty Blonde)

• Coat: (Milk Motion) — My Vaudeville coat

• Dress: {Lark} — Flannel Dress

• Pants: DP*yumyum — Leggings (Black)

• Boots: TREADS — Kboots (Black)

• Hat: [ glow ] — Lace Hat (Orange Lace)

Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!
Ladies and gentlemen!

☮ & ♥,

Jor.

Spotted. The GG girls reincarnated.

Hey there, upper east siders. Fashion girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous environment of Jordyn’s elite inventory.

Spotted: Serena Van der Woodsen rocking a lush fur coat from AOHARU paired with a short design dress from Miseria. Word on the street is, that dress was a freebie. Yikes. Though, we do have to give her props for those tights. Royal Blue is the best.

• Hair:  fri.day — Yelena (Anxious Blonde)

• Skin:  (vive9) — Cailyn.v2 Pure Blush Light

• Lashes: [ glow ] — Innocent Lashes

• Dress: Miseria — Sugar Dress (Holly)

• Coat: AOHARU — FurCoat (Silver)

• Leggings: (Royal Blue) — Garter Socks (Noir)

• Shoes: *COCO* — Suede Cut-Out Boots (Black)

Spotted: Blair Waldorf in all her pristine glory. It wouldn’t be Queen B without her headband, now would it? Of course, she had her knee length coat from the ever-fabulous LeLutka paired with peep-toes from Royal Blue and bright red tights from Paper Couture. Ever the fashionista, Ms. Blair tops off her gorgeous locks with her signature headband. Only she can pull that off, gossip lovers.

• Hair:  TRUTH — Elle (Toffee)

• Skin:  [ATOMIC] — Hope Honey (Moon Black)

• Lashes: [ glow ] — Innocent Lashes

• Coat: LeLutka — Lucy Coat (Black)

• Tights: Paper Couture — Tights (Red)

• Shoes: (Royal Blue) — Peeping Tom (Jet and Jet)

• Headband: *FUEL* — Sweepy Headband (From Sweepy Hair)

Spotted! Lonely Boy’s BFF Vanessa Abrams in the coffee shop…as always. Though she’s not elite as the rest of us, her own personal style leaves envy in our hearts. I’m not quite sure about her ensemble, but the boots from KAO leave me speechless. Paired with a well chosen cardigan from !Ohmai and an adorable little tunic from NINIKO, V is a sight to behold.

• Hair:  PR!TTY! — Meghan (Night)

• Skin:  *League* — Hope Honey (Moon Black)

• Lashes: [ glow ] — Innocent Lashes

• Cardigan: !Ohmai — Granny Made It (ChillChilli)

• Dress: NINIKO — Natural Tunic (Brown)

• Tights: (Royal Blue) — Line to the Crown (Cookie Monster)

• Boots: KAO — Suede Fringe Boots (Camel)

• Scarf: Shiki Designs —Winter Scarf (Teal)

Spotted: Jenny Humphrey looking just a little too mature for her age. What’s with the raccoon eyes, Little J? Didn’t your mother teach you how to apply eyeliner before she shacked up with another man and left poor Rufus Humphrey alone? Oh well, he did bag Lily Bass. Which means you’re now an offical Upper East Sider. The hat from Kookie is sweet, giving you that rocker’s edge you obviously enjoy. The pants from DP Yum Yum keep it cool and those stompers from The Abyss are rad. You may look too mature for your age, but you do it well.

• Hair:  Kookie — Kate (Blonde)

• Skin:  DUTCH TOUCH — Cleo Punk2 (Punk Line)

• Lashes: [ glow ] — Innocent Lashes

• Dress: Kenzie&Co. — Plaid Chola (White)

• Pants: **DP**YumYum — Leggings (Black)

• Boots: <The Abyss>— Grunge Boots (Black)

• Necklace: <The Abyss> — Dog Tags Chain (Opium)

• Bangles: PR!TTY! —Bangles from ‘Sheek Army Chick’ outfit.

Team Gossip Girl Shirts: Joy Love — GG Team Tees

Until next time.

Xoxo

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

Untitled.

No, my creative fuse did not burst. I call this post Untitled because this will be a good friend of mine’s Christmas gift to her friend/lover thing. Joceyln Viper (Owner and Creator of I Dee Kay) asked me to do a review of her friend Danny Nolan’s store Danny’s Untitled Fashions located in the Thibedeau sim along with hers. Sure k. Whatever. His stuff though was really nice and super duper cheap. Can’t beat that shit, yar? But before I get to my part, Joce wanted me to add one thing:

MERRY CHRISTMAS, TREVOR. <3

• Hair:  fri.day — Deena (Anxious Blonde)

• Skin:  Lara Skin — Selena Natural (Pale)

• Top: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Phoenix Shirt

• Shorts: League — Booty Shorts (Blue)

• Socks: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Black Striped Socks (Red)

• Shoes: Urban Bomb Unit — PornStar Lo-Tops

• Belt: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Zebra Belt

• Headband: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Bandana

• Necklace: Rock’n Rose — Necklace Ribbon Pearls (Red)

• Hair:  Mustache — Sabrina (Sugar)

• Skin:  (vive9) — Cailyn.v2 Pure Blush Light

• Top: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Dots Scoop

• Shorts: Tres Blah — Starlust Motel Shorts (Freee in the lobby at the Starlust Motel)

• Shoes: Tango New York — Vans Slip Ons

• Socks: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Black Striped Socks

• Belt: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Zebra Belt

• Lashes: ZsaZsa’s Eyelashes — Halfsies

• Plugs: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Skull Plugs

• Hair:  fri.day — Quinn (Anxious Blonde)

• Skin:  Lara Skin — Selena Natural (Pale)

• Top: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Cartouched Tank

• Jeans: Medley — Skinnies (Dark Wash)

• Belt: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Heart Belt Silver Buckle

• Shoes: Urban Bomb Unit — PornStar Lo-Tops

• Glasses: Gritty Kitty — Ducklips Glasses

• Necklace: Naith Smit Designs — Rock’n'Roll Gang Bang Chain

So go there and stop being a lameface.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Thibedeau/101/235/23

You say, you say that we’re all tied up
And wrapped around in useless, states of mind.
But at the same time we’re still young,
We have the time to realize that we were wrong.

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

The battle in my mind still fights me.

My first individual blog post! Aren’t you proud? Well, I can’t say that I’m going to be as witty as Jordyn, but I’ll do my best to sate the humor needs of the masses.

This morning I was bored, looking through things which satisified my fashion cravings and I had to try it for myself. This first outfit is an earth toned special. Pale pinks, greens and browns, oh my! No matter how many blog postings I do, the Miel Genius Peepers are a top shelf item for me.

• Hair:  Clawtooth by Clawtooth — Cuddle Puddle (Black Beauty)

• Skin:  Milk Motion — Alice black eyes

• Jacket:  {SMS} — Leather Shrug Brown

• Dress:  Zaara — Fulvari (Green)

• Earrings:  MIEL — CUE SET

• Shoes:  [SC] Surf Couture — Elsa Boots (Brown)

• Glasses: MIEL — GENIUS PEEPERS

Ain’t this bitch precious? – Jordyn

• Hair:  !lamb. — Oh Sugar (Ink)

• Skin:  *League* — Pale Misty (Lilac Wine)

• Jacket:  AOHARU — Nordic Knit Coat (Gray)

• Shirt:  *CUPCAKES* — Squiggles Tank Glitter (Violet 4)

• Jeans: BP* — Flare Leg Jeans (Black)

• Shoes: [Atomic] — Bunny Flop (Black)

• Necklace: ->alaMood <- — Slither Choker (Purple)

I want those jeans. – Jordyn.

• Hair:  The Goodlife — Yuuta (Black1)

• Skin:  .::TD::. — Dinah in Fall -pastry- (Radio w/ light nostril)

• Jacket:  !Ohmai — Hamilton Military (Wildwine)

• Jeans:  [Miseria] — Bitter Jeans (Fade)

• Shirt:  *Gigi Couture* — Plain White Tank

• Shoes:  (Milk Motion) — My Leather Boots

• Belt: Maitreya — Old Leather Belt (Black)

• Earrings: [Glow Studio] — Black Friday Set

I don’t mind
You’re someone that ain’t mine
But someone that I’ll get
And you don’t know how
Hard I’ve tried
To convince myself that I
Can easily forget

☮ & ♥,

Alika

Special ones walk on without sound…

I’m on the corner, waiting for a light to come on.

That’s when I know that you’re alone.

It’s cold in the desert, water never sees the ground.

Special ones walk on without sound.

I love winter. Srsly. I love cold weather, scarves, boots, coats, gloves, snuggling. I love turning the heater on in the car. And hot soup. And snuggling up with a blanket to watch TV. And the fact that it gets darker earlier. Having said that, here’s some warm looks for ya’s. <3

Alika-face.

• Hair: !lamb. — Babys on Fire (Ink)

• Skin:  .::Tyranny Designs::. — Dinah in Fall – (Wheat -poppy w/light nostril)

• Jacket/Gloves: [Sweetest Goodbye*] — 2nd Moon (Black)

• Undershirt: *League* — Handprinted BL Tee (White)

• Pants: .::Tyranny Designs::. — Low Low Pretentious Slacks (Navy)

• Boots: [SC] Surf Couture — Elsa Boots (black)

• Earrings & Necklace: MIEL — LUN SET

Jordyn-fool

• Hair & Hairscarf: Maitreya — Voluminous Black (Ash Blond)

• Skin:  DUTCH TOUCH — ::CleO:: Carmel (Spring)

• Shirt: So Many Styles — Print Tee (Coral)

• Pants: NINIKO — Crease-Crease Pants (Black)

• Boots: [SC] Surf Couture — Elsa Boots (black)

• Glasses: [[SHADE THRONE]] — BACKSTABBER SUNGLASSES chelsea

• Hair: Kin — Swan (Black)

• Skin: .::TD::. — Shephards Whisper – Tone and Shine (Beta Test!)

• Sweater/Scarf/Earmuffs/Gloves: ~GypsySoul~ — Bunny

• Leggings: &Bean — Slick n’ Shiny Silver

• Skirt: !Enchilada! — Pumpkin Skirt_dots (Blue)

• Boots: *Kookie* — Pomski Boots (Snow White)

• Hair: The Good Life — Yuuta 2 (Blonde 2)

• Skin:  Aden. — Gen. 4 -Light- (Makeup1)

• Shirt: Modd.G — Zoey Runched Offshoulder (Brown)

• Jacket: ~*RunoRuno*~ — Weave Jacket

• Pants: &bean. — Shoreline (Coffee)

• Boots: Armidi/Gisaci — Classic Moccas (Brown)

• Glasses: MIEL — BELLA PEEPERS (August Group Gift)

• Tattoo: :::IrEn::: — Fleurs du Mal

☮ & ♥,

Jojo

Oh, oh, Alika Yue.

You feel so lonely and ragged.
You lay there broken and naked.
My love is just waiting
To clothe you in crimson roses.

This is my submissive top, my one and only heart, my lovely wife-face alika Yue. She is a slut, she is a lazy bum, she is a procrastinating sonofabitch, but it is undeniable that her pixels are sex. And not just any sex. Not like ‘I’m bored’ missionary sex that makes you think about what happened on last week’s Gossip Girl during the entire thing. Oh, no no no, my friends. Sex as in like, 7 straight hours of ball busting, sweat inducing, yanking hair, slappin’ ass banging sex. The kind where you can’t walk in the morning. Yeah. That’s her. Go ahead and perv her. Go ahead. Go on now.

Ain’t she gawjuss? She was kind enough to pose for my next post involving my black posts. Of course the camera hungry whore wanted to do like, 12 outfits. But I only chose 3. Cuz I don’t want all you bitches to copy her style. <3

And this bitch, she chose this Atomic dress to model. And it screwed up my next pose. I mean, what a whore right? But great minds think alike! I love that she paired this dress with a clothing layer from This Is Fawn to dress it down for everyday wear. Adding the loose pony from Maitreya and the vintage glasses from (epoque), you get the classic Alika style; Funky and fresh. Rowr. <3

• Hair: Maitreya — Piper II (Pitch)

• Skin:  *League* — Misty Golden Glow Dark Hair (Pale)

• Dress: [Atomic] — Satin Dreams (Black)

• Undershirt: This is a Fawn — String Dress (black)

• Choker: *ICING* — Rose Choker w/feathers (Thin Neck)

• Flats: (Shiny Things) — Francoise Flats (Gray)

• Glasses: (epoque) — Feline Shades (Neutral)

This one was unconventional. I lul when I look at this. This one is called “Homo Gomez Addams.” Granted, the hair kind of makes the boy thing questionable, but the finished product is ridiculously cool. I can’t even talk about this one, it’s just that bizarre. I love this ho.

• Hair: Kin — Swan (black)

• Skin:  &Bean — The Light Anger Kicks

• Outfit: Silent Sparrow — Ryou Suit (Ash)

• Neck Bow: Silent Sparrow — From ‘Sylvan Suit’ (Blood)

• Mustache: *katat0nik* — From ‘Duck Shoot Dress’ (Black)

• Shoes:  TESLA — Ziggy Heels (Birth)

And I love this one. That armor is sick and the laser vision goggles just scream Spock. The entire look is so hawdcore. Mah wifey knows how to dress. Oh, and those shoes are nuts.

• Hair: [soap] — RockNRolla (black)

• Skin:  &Bean — The Light Anger Kicks

• Tattoo: Paradox — Cube Tattoo

• Tank: MIEL — CALI Tank (Midnight)

• Pants: &Bean — Slick n Shiny Silver 1

• Armor: Paradox — Should’R_Zebra*Series

• Shoes:  AVZ — Wrapped Boots

• Belt: >>>moloko<<< — Belt PunkRock I

• Eyewear: AVZ — Vision Enhancement

ALL HAIL THE HOTNESS THAT IS ALIKA YUE. GO ON. HAIL, NOW.

P.S.- I <3 her.

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

Tasty, Little Tasta!

Well hallo again.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Phear/110/191/23

My 2nd Gorean post. I know, it’s been awhile. I decided to just showcase a few works from each of my favorite designers and first up is etana Vella’s store Little Tasta. Ms. Vella was kind enough to let me steal not only her studio and her wifey, the gawjuss Skye Everidge as her model, but have a semi-block party with all our unconventional friends. Gud timez.

So, back to Skye Everidge. Lovely gal. I used to dislike her. Not for any particular reason. Probably because she represents that gorgeous, intelligent, sexpot that we all wanted to be in High School. Now we’re friends and I couldn’t be more thrilled. She’s a gem. OH! And she was kind enough to lend me her pixelated hawtness for Little Tasta’s review.

At Little Tasta, you can find a wide variety of Gorean kajira slavewear. Like camisks, kirtles, & silks. Gorgeously made, and textured to perfection, these pieces add the much needed spice into the role that many other designers have left bland with frilly froo-froo silks and gold and chains. Laaammeee.

• Hair :  fri.day — Deena (Timid Brown)

• Skin: DUTCH TOUCH — River (Coffee Basic)

• Camisk: Little Tasta! — Earthen (brown)

• Necklace:  Bina — Youngblood Kilt Necklace

• Bracelet: GSpot — Wenchy Bracelet (Red)

• Hair :  Decoy — Katie

• Skin: DUTCH TOUCH — River (Coffee Basic)

• Leathers: Little Tasta! — Elven Love

• Hair Flower:  Talender — Hair Piece

• Leg Attachment: Happy Tantrum — Bootys Creamy

• Hair :  Mirai Style — Dome (silver)

• Skin: League — Suntan Misty (Deep Smoke)

• Dress/Backpack: Little Tasta! — Wanderer

• Piercing:  Decolletage — Nose Bone Piercing

Go check out her shit! Located in the Phear sim!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Phear/110/191/23

Big thanks to etana Vella for being a pro at making stuff. Oh, and Skye Everidge for being a sexy bitch.

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

A bit of the old ultra-violence.

“I woke up. The pain and sickness all over me like an animal. Then I realized what it was. The music coming up from the floor was our old friend, Ludwig Van, and the dreaded Ninth Symphony.”

In honor of Halloween, the holiday where for once, you can be someone you aren’t, I’ve decided to do themes! Playing roles, dressing up, stepping outside yourself. Gotta love it. That’s probably why I RP. xP

So Ms. Alika Yue decided we should do A Clockwork Orange for our first in a series of theme posts. Um, you don’t have to tell me twice. That movie was ridiculously creepy and disturbing. I loved it. Of course, our first stop for quirky items is .:-Catnip-:. by Akasha Wachmann. I absolutely love this store. Everything she sells is not only extremely well made, but clever. Full of lulz and win! .:-Catnip-:. owns. Period.

“And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I’d like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.”
Me too, Alex. Me too.

“Suddenly, I viddied what I had to do, and what I had wanted to do, and that was to do myself in; to snuff it, to blast off for ever out of this wicked, cruel world. One moment of pain perhaps and, then, sleep for ever, and ever and ever.”

“Hello, Lucy. Had a busy night? We’ve been working hard, too. Pardon me, Luce.”

“Excuse me, Mrs. Can you please help? There’s been a terrible accident! My friend’s in the middle of the road bleeding to death! Can I please use your telephone for an ambulance?”

• Hair :  Kin — Mairi (Blonde)

• Skin: DUTCH TOUCH — DUTCH TOUCH — Cleo Punk2 (Punk Line)

• Pants/Suspenders/Hat/Boots: .:-Catnip-:. — Droogie Full Outfit

• Mask: .:-Catnip-:. — Alex Maskie

• Tank: NINIKO — LooseTANK (white)

• Arm strap: Sinistyle — Osiris Arm Strap (Left)

• Cigarette: FNKY! — Cigarette II (long ash)

• Blood on skin: .dystopia. — Wounds and Stitches

• Hair :  Gritty Kitty— Hollister (rusty)

• Skin: &Bean — Lake Kablam Norm frck

• Pants/Suspenders/Eyelash/Boots: .:-Catnip-:. — Droogie Full Outfit

• Top: League — Handprinted BarelyLegalTee (white)

• Blood (hands and chest): Bloody Hell — Fatpack, 80+ pieces (Blood Hands and Scratches – Big)

Nighty-Night, missuses.

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.