Don’t stop, get it, get it.

Well hello beautifuls. Alika and I can’t seem to sit still long enough to actually do anything. She’s basically running a sim and frollicking around with hot boys. And I’m in RL with my boyfriend getting tired muscles.

BUT. We finally came together in one epic scene of glorious wonderment to bring you some clothes and looks. Yeah. You -are- welcome.

• Hair:  LoveKitty  — Summer (Onyx)

• Skin: Tres Blah — Hiccup – Lavender Lippie (Light Skin Tone)

• Dress: (Elate!) — Penelope (Black/White)

• Overshirt: AOHARU — Roll Up Open Shirt (White)

• Shirt: *COCO* — Skinny Tie & Shirt (White)

• Shoes: ANEXX — Fringe Pumps (Black)

• Hair:  fri.day — Melanie (Anxious Blonde)

• Eyes: PIDIDDLE —Motion Sickness Eyes (Machina de Bella)

• Lashes: ZsaZsa —Halfsies

• Dress: anuenue — MaiaDress (White)

• Tights: Kyoot Army — Cozy Floral Tights (Winter Florals)

• Necklace: DECO — Fandangle Necklace (Olive)

• Heels: Maitreya — Group Gift Pumps (Maroon)

• Hair:  Kookie — Kate Hair (Antique Grey) -tinted darker-

• Shirt/Vest: *Fishy Strawberry* — Harder Tee + Sequins Vest

• Shorts: .:Effum Ink:. — Plad Hipstar Shortz (Black)

• Necklace: [mpb] — La Paix (Black)

• Socks: Pig — Knee Sock Mit Suspenders (Mintcream)

• Shoes: Surf Couture — Parker Knit Boots (Brown)

• Donut: Pink Fuel — Happy Donut

• Hair:  TRUTH — Bailey (Seaspray)

• Sweater: Berries Inc. — Snowflake Cardigan (Grey)

• Shirt: *Fishy Strawberry* — Jeweled Cashmere Sweater (Blue)

• Jeans: Surf Couture — Belmar Skinny Jeans (Gray 1)

• Gloves: Royal Blue — Brown Half Glove

• Boots: Reek — Autumn Boots Red (With Gray Fur)

• Hair:  Clawtooth by Clawtooth — Timeless Glamour (Black Beauty)

• Dress/Jacket: **DP**yumyum — A Line Coat (Pink)

• Leggings: **DP**yumyum — Leggings (Beige)

• Scarf/Muffler: **DP**yumyum — Muffler (Beige)

• Shoes: Periquita — Simplest Flats (Color change: Brown)

• Headband: MIEL — AM TULIP HEADBAND (Vino)

• Hair:  Clawtooth by Clawtooth — The Black Widow (Bombshell Blonde)

• Jacket over shoulder: P-K (Polina Kaestner) —Shoulder Trench (Noir)

• Blouse: Whippet & Buck — I’ll Be A Ghost (Black)

• Skirt: Ty Zvezda — High Mini Skirt (Winter Holiday)

• Leggings: [twee] — Damask Tights

• Heels: *COCO* — Backless Ankle Boots (Black)

• Necklace: PR!TTY — XOXO Necklace (Silver)

ADMIT IT. You’re glad we’re back. ♥.

Admit it. Fuckkkkk.

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

Spotted. The GG girls reincarnated.

Hey there, upper east siders. Fashion girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous environment of Jordyn’s elite inventory.

Spotted: Serena Van der Woodsen rocking a lush fur coat from AOHARU paired with a short design dress from Miseria. Word on the street is, that dress was a freebie. Yikes. Though, we do have to give her props for those tights. Royal Blue is the best.

• Hair:  fri.day — Yelena (Anxious Blonde)

• Skin:  (vive9) — Cailyn.v2 Pure Blush Light

• Lashes: [ glow ] — Innocent Lashes

• Dress: Miseria — Sugar Dress (Holly)

• Coat: AOHARU — FurCoat (Silver)

• Leggings: (Royal Blue) — Garter Socks (Noir)

• Shoes: *COCO* — Suede Cut-Out Boots (Black)

Spotted: Blair Waldorf in all her pristine glory. It wouldn’t be Queen B without her headband, now would it? Of course, she had her knee length coat from the ever-fabulous LeLutka paired with peep-toes from Royal Blue and bright red tights from Paper Couture. Ever the fashionista, Ms. Blair tops off her gorgeous locks with her signature headband. Only she can pull that off, gossip lovers.

• Hair:  TRUTH — Elle (Toffee)

• Skin:  [ATOMIC] — Hope Honey (Moon Black)

• Lashes: [ glow ] — Innocent Lashes

• Coat: LeLutka — Lucy Coat (Black)

• Tights: Paper Couture — Tights (Red)

• Shoes: (Royal Blue) — Peeping Tom (Jet and Jet)

• Headband: *FUEL* — Sweepy Headband (From Sweepy Hair)

Spotted! Lonely Boy’s BFF Vanessa Abrams in the coffee shop…as always. Though she’s not elite as the rest of us, her own personal style leaves envy in our hearts. I’m not quite sure about her ensemble, but the boots from KAO leave me speechless. Paired with a well chosen cardigan from !Ohmai and an adorable little tunic from NINIKO, V is a sight to behold.

• Hair:  PR!TTY! — Meghan (Night)

• Skin:  *League* — Hope Honey (Moon Black)

• Lashes: [ glow ] — Innocent Lashes

• Cardigan: !Ohmai — Granny Made It (ChillChilli)

• Dress: NINIKO — Natural Tunic (Brown)

• Tights: (Royal Blue) — Line to the Crown (Cookie Monster)

• Boots: KAO — Suede Fringe Boots (Camel)

• Scarf: Shiki Designs —Winter Scarf (Teal)

Spotted: Jenny Humphrey looking just a little too mature for her age. What’s with the raccoon eyes, Little J? Didn’t your mother teach you how to apply eyeliner before she shacked up with another man and left poor Rufus Humphrey alone? Oh well, he did bag Lily Bass. Which means you’re now an offical Upper East Sider. The hat from Kookie is sweet, giving you that rocker’s edge you obviously enjoy. The pants from DP Yum Yum keep it cool and those stompers from The Abyss are rad. You may look too mature for your age, but you do it well.

• Hair:  Kookie — Kate (Blonde)

• Skin:  DUTCH TOUCH — Cleo Punk2 (Punk Line)

• Lashes: [ glow ] — Innocent Lashes

• Dress: Kenzie&Co. — Plaid Chola (White)

• Pants: **DP**YumYum — Leggings (Black)

• Boots: <The Abyss>— Grunge Boots (Black)

• Necklace: <The Abyss> — Dog Tags Chain (Opium)

• Bangles: PR!TTY! —Bangles from ‘Sheek Army Chick’ outfit.

Team Gossip Girl Shirts: Joy Love — GG Team Tees

Until next time.

Xoxo

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

/me whispers, “Don’t you -dare- close your eyes….!”

HAI. Yeah. We went there. Disney princesses. Though with an updated flare. En-fucking-joy.

Belle from ‘Beauty & The Beast’

I (Jordyn) got Belle. Let’s just say that me and yellow never work. But I found this cute romper while browsing Pink Outfitters and it was a fucking treat. Besides the whole yellow fiasco, I don’t do brunette hair either. But at 95 L, I couldn’t resist picking up some hair from Mustache.

• Hair:  Mustache — Dalila (Coffee)

• Skin:  LeLutka — Roma Sunkissed (Makeup1)

• Romper: Pink Outfitters — Socialite Romper (Classic Yellow)

• Leggings: [SC] Surf Couture — Crochet Leggings (Black)

• Heels: Sugar ‘N Spice — Black/White

Snow White

(Alika) I literally think this one is -the- best one. I mean, she looks FAB. Pink Outfitters is where it’s at! I mean, I would love to be Dopey and get to look at that tail all day. Besides, I could use a hot maid like that to clean -my- house.

• Hair: Kin — Kaelyn (Black)

• Skin: Curio — Moonbeam [Dark] Pin Up-Bee’s Knees 1

• Vest: [PO] — Flair Vest (Blue)

• Shirt: [PO] — Bella Camicetta (Brick)

• Pants: [PO] — Rocker Pants (Gold)

• Shoes: Bettie’s — Tango Sandal (Brown)

Sleeping Beauty

Now for this one, I had the ripped dress from Deviant Girls and I decided that, since we were doing princesses, that a crown was in order, yeah? Some random crown I found in my inventory and a sleeping mask (Duh, I’m sure the sun peeking through the windows would have disrupted her beauty rest) from *~*Illusions*~* completed this look. Besides, whats a punky little scene dress without some fishnets and combat boots? Just another fashion do.

• Hair: (Posh!) — Celebrity (Dirty Blonde)

• Skin: Tyranny Designs — Envy [Ember] Loved

• Dress: Deviant Girls — Katie (Pink)

• Stockings: [Demonic] — Part of ‘Freya’ outfit

• Boots: [0N] — Wo Boots

• Mask: *~*Illusions*~* — Sleep Mask (Colored White)

• Crown: <3MiraBella<3 — Princess Marcella

Jasmine from ‘Aladdin’

She actually hates this look, but I freakin love it. I would think that if Jasmine were in 2009 and if she updated her look (I mean, belly shirts? Pft!) she would definitely be on the harem pants train. Like these adorable ones from (Milk Motion)! Of course, the modest jihad woman that she is, she’d have to cover the hair with a wrap like the one from *Kookie*. I mean, she’s married after all to Aladdin.

• Hair: *Kookie* — Ono -/ goldie / coal black

• Skin: Curio — [Light] Breeze-Sepia 1

• Jacket: *Kookie* — Ono -/ goldie / Jacket

• Pants: (Milk Motion) — My Harem Pants (Black)

• Shoes: Shiny Things — Francoise Flats (Gray)

• Necklace: {SMS} — Diamond Neckalce (Yellow Gold)

Cinderella

I’m not a fan of blue. I mean, I’ve tried! So when I found this adorable dress from couverture I decided to give it a whirl. I love it! I guess blue really does work with blonde hair. The socks were FREE, yes FREE from Emery and of course you can’t have a complete Cinderella look without some diamond shoes! Sling-backs, of course. I don’t think there’s enough Dr. Scholl’s moleskin to keep the blisters away on some diamond pumps. :S

• Hair: TRUTH — Cameron (Seaspray)

• Skin: [ATOMIC] — Skin_Hope_Honey (moon black)

• Dress: couverture — Espoir (Blue)

• Socks: Emery — Freebie Socks (Marine)

• Shoes: Paper Couture — Strapped Diamon Heel (Granite)

• Choker: OpenCollar — Lace Choker

Alice (Alice in Wonderland)

This is Alice on heroine. Check that greasy hair from Kin! Alice done growed up and got herself a really high paying job down on Wonderland Ave. Tweedle Dee and Dumb pay high dollar for that tail.

• Hair: Kin — Lola (Blonde)

• Skin: &Bean — Lake Blue Norm

• Top: {SMS} — Striped T-Shirt (Black)

• Skirt: *Luck Inc.* — Petitie (White)

• Boots: *COCO* — RidingBoots (Black)

• Stockings: MIEL — LO SOCKS (NAVY PLAID)

• Earrings: [ glow ] studio — Black Friday Earrings

• Sunglasses: Skin Flicks — V1 White (Tortoise shell)

• Hairbow: Pr!tty — Runway Model Hair :Bow Band: (Comes with hair)

DON’T HATE!!!

“UNBELIEVABLE SIGHTS! INDESCRIBABLE FEEEEELING.

SOARING, TUMBLING, FREE-WHEELING,

THROUGH AN ENDLESS DIAMOND SKY!

A WHOLE NNEEWWW WOOORRRLLLLDDDD.”

(YEAH, PRETEND LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW THE WORDS.)

☮ & ♥,

Jordyn & Alika

There’s still so much more I want to say to you.

Hihihi. It’s been a few days. I am a procratinator to be sure. I left all the new shit to be blogged up to Alika and she delivered. This whore, I swear. She’s so gud and I <3 her so much that she’s now an admin on this site and can post regularly because I take forever to get around to it. This post is me and Trace Collas but the next one or two or whatever is gonna be solely Alika. Enjoy, pplz.

He’s a hawtie.

Yum. <3

Trace Collas:

• Hair:  {Soap} — Rocknrolla (black)

• Skin:  Daminai — Liam Stubble Tan2

• Tattoo:  >Truth Ink< — Oldskool (arms only)

• Pants:  Armidi Limited — A001 Jeans (black classic)

• Shirt:  Armidi Limited — Central Park Tee (black)

• Shoes:  Armidi LTD — Dazed S001 Shoe (Blk/Black)

• Vest:  {Gisaci} — Liscio Vest (Mirtilli)

• Belt: *Manticorp — Gunslinger Belt Plain Pelvis (Black)

• Tie: {Gisaci} — Classic Italia Tie Set (black)

• Glasses: FNKY! Driver II glasses

• Hair:  !lamb. — Ghost (Powder)

• Jacket:  *LeeZu* — NightLove Jacket (black)

• Pants: AOHARU — Lace Crash Denim (white)

• Sweater: Pig — Cozy Chenille Sweater (red)

• Tie: {Gisaci} — Classic Italia Tie Set (black)

• Veil: *~*Illusions*~* — Smokey Veil

• Shoes: Stiletto Moody — Bare Lana

Just one last word.

One last glance, one last romance.

And I’d take that chance to finally tell you that,

Friend’s don’t kiss that way and

Friends don’t speak the words we’d say.

• Hair: {Mustache} — Dalila (Sugar)

• Skin:  HEARTCORE! — Summer #1

• Tattoo: PIDIDDLE — Remember That I Love You

• Dress: ~*RunoRuno*~ — Petal Dress

• Shoes: J’s — Ankle Boots (Dark Brown)

• Glasses: [[[SHADE THRONE]]] — THE BACKSTABBER GLASSES

• Feathers: Fashionably Dead — Hair Stuff (Kill the White Swan)

Shoes. Omigod, Shoes. Omigod!

FINALLY!

• Hair: PR!TTY — Karluhh Hair :] (Blonde)

• Jacket: So Many Styles — Another Vintage Jacket (Black)

• Dress: Ty Zvezda — KOALE Dress (Fuschia)

• Tights: *Gigi Couture* — Black Slit Tights

• Boots: Maitreya — SoHo Boots (Black)

• Bag: Armidi — Focsani Bag (Black)

• Mouth: Somethin’ In Your Mouth — Miphone

• Necklace: So Many Styles — Pearl Necklace (Black)

Till next time!

☮ & ♥,

Jojo

Gangstrr².

Yeah, I don’t listen to rap much. But, sometimes I hear a song or two and kinda like it. Case in point : “Mario – Break Up.” I love the beat! Dude’s voice is really pretty too. :>

So this song, though having nothing to do with gangster or mobsters or mafia or whatever, inspired me to do a look out of my norm. I’ve done a Bonnie and Clyde theme before, but I kinda wanted to do just a standard mafia look. Who better than to recruit for this pic than the gangsta of Gor himself, Rajus Seid?

Say hi Rajus:

[14:54]  Rajus Seid: Yea.
[14:54]  Rajus Seid: Hi.

That’s the extent of his English. Nah, I’m kidding. He’s really good at English actually.

Sale fils de pute.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Rajus Seid, mothaphucka.

• Hair :  UncleWeb Studio — Daniel (Black)

• Skin: Belleza

• Suit: Blaze Fashions — Columbia Tux (black)

• Shoes:  Redgrave — Casual Loafers (black)

• Cigarette: The Mafia Store — Cigarette Riviera

Anndd myself.

• Hair :  Maitreya — Yasmin (Natural Blond)

• Skin: [ATOMIC] — Skin_Hope_Honey (moon black)

• Dress: PR!TTY — I’m So Couture Dress (black)

• Heels:  Maitreya — GROUP GIFT!  Pumps (Magenta)

• Sunglasses: /artilleri/ — Reptile Sunglasses (pink)

• Gun: [AA] — Colt 1911A1 (moved to mouth) Created by Alco Gerstort

• Gloves: SiniStyle — Taped Fingers & Black Nails

Bai!

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

I apologize for being such a monster. I’ll try to behave myself from now on.

Rosalie Hale! Now this one I could pull off. Meyer describes Rosalie as pretty much a blonde barbie. HAH. I probably just dissed my character, but whatever. The blonde part I have covered, for sure. She also apparently was like a model, with great accessories, a beautiful face, statuesque body and envious style. Ez pz!

Of course, you automatically disliked Rosalie from the start because she was stuck-up, haughty, and rather rude to Bella until the 3rd book. It’s understandably why, but regardless she portrays the girl everyone wants to be. Stylish, good looking, loved. Her and Emmett’s relationship cracks me up!

So whipping out the hotness, I went all in, balls out for my Rosalie reincarnation. The blazer was blogged in an earlier post from (Madsy), but I felt I needed to bring it back for this one. The {Gisaci} blouse was from a long while ago but the belt embellishment I felt was crucial to this piece. [savvy avvy] style pants, FNKY! heels and a few choice accessories created this look. Enjoy!

Rosalie Hale.

• Hair: PR!TTY — Runway Model Hair (blonde)

• Skin: Redgrave — Lyla 08 Pale (smoky3)

• Jacket: (Madsy) — Blazer (black)

• Blouse:  {Gisaci} — Smoky Nymph (Bianco)

• Pants:  [savvy avvy] —Glamour Pants

• Heels: FNKY! — Pumps/Classic (black)

• Earrings: ~Digital Adornments~ — Dazzling Chandelier Earrings (silver)

• Necklace: Caroline’s Jewelry — Broken Long Strand Pearls (black)

• Bracelet: ::69:: Sprinkle’s Bracelet (black)

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

Papa-Paparazzi.

So hi. I can’t post much lately because my photographer’s computer went ^#^&^#$^#&*^(^%*%&(#$%^#. That and crazy overtime at work.

So I was fooling around on the net and ran across this site http://www.magmypic.com . It’s really neat so I magged one of my SL shots. It emphasizes the Atomic skin that I absolutely love. I mean really, that girl knows what she’s doing. I haven’t changed this skin yet, which is a first for me. I even got tired of the League skins quickly but not this one!

Also the hair is from PR!TTY which I blogged in my last post and I adore her blonde textures. Apparently she just started making hair and I must give it two thumbs and one big toe up because it’s rad.

So anyways ya’ll, I’m bored. It’s 3am and I gotta sleep or something. I leave you with some Gaga. Cuz…..the chick is full of win.

An alluring facade.

“Man is least himself when he

talks in his own person.

Give him a mask, and he will

tell you the truth.”

— Oscar Wilde.

Hey there, upper east siders. No, this isn’t Gossip Girl, but I effing love that show. While being extremely bedridden with the nasty flu this past weekend, I caught up on Season 2 of my guilty pleasure. In one of said episodes, Chuck was abducted and brought mistakenly to a gentleman’s private club complete with masked billionaires and courtesans. Thank you, Mother Chucker, for my inspiration for today’s blog post. Masquerade!

We who are about to die, salute you.

” Five thousand of my men are out there in the freezing mud. Three thousand of them are bloodied and cleaved. Two thousand will never leave this place. I will not believe they fought and died for nothing.“

• Hair:  *Beauty Avatar* — Roy (Platinum)

• Mask:  Mask 33 — Creator : Kay Merlin

• Dress:  LeeZu! — Mia Corset Dress (white)

• Top: Ripped! — Shirt layer from Serenity Silk

• Sandals: (Milk Motion) — My Pocahontas Sandals High

• Lashes: [ glow ] — Hollywood Lashes – Brigitte Bardot

I need to powder my nose.

“I’ll tell you one thing, Fred, darling… I’d marry you for your money in a minute. Would you marry me for my money?”

• Hair: /artilleri/ — Rina (Platina)

• Mask:  Mask 54 — Creator : Kay Merlin

• Skirt:  KaWaii Jelly — Cheapie Puffy Skirt (Like, 10L!)

• Top: [Pink] — Poppy Sheer Chiffon Blouse (black)

• Heels: JAYWALK — Bree (onyx)

• Lashes: [ glow ] — Hollywood Lashes – Brigitte Bardot

<3

“For never was a story of more woe
Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.”

• Hair: PR!TTY — Runway Model Hair (blonde)

• Mask:  Mask Bridle MKS — Creator : Kay Merlin

• Dress:  LIKKA*HOUSE — Mama’s Rose (black)

• Necklace: Caroline’s Jewelry — Broken Long Strand Pearls (black)

>:G

“Our masks, always in peril of smearing or cracking, in need of continuous check in the mirror or silverware, keep us in thrall to ourselves, concerned with our surfaces.”

• Hair: Maitreya — Piper (Natural Blond)

• Mask:  Mask 34 MKS — Creator : Kay Merlin

• Bolero:  !Ohmai — Hamilton Military [BASICBLANK]

• Jeans:  [CALYPSO GIANO] — Stonewash Jeans : Classic Lowrise

• Heels:  Maitreya — GROUP GIFT!  Pumps (Gold)

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.