Meanwhile, back at the Ranch….

Well hello! Did ya miss me? I missed you, of course! Super busy and no downtime is to account for my long absence from you, lovelies. Well I’m back now with goodies galore and an epic post to sate your fashion cravings. Easy on the eyes, and hard on your wallets. Like all fashion should be, of course!!

The following photo was the inspiration for today’s post:

So Alika and I recreated it!

Alika (L) & Jordyn (R)

Jordyn

• Hair:  Mustache — Ella (Blonde 2)

• Skin:  ::DUTCH TOUCH:: — RiVeR II – Cream (CatsEyes0)

• Eyes: ATOMIC — Hope Eyes (Comes with Hope Skin)

• Lashes: Mustache — Beezy Lashes (Comes with Beezy Skin)

• Cardigan: Modd.G — Leigh Jacket (Beige)

• Dress: So Many Styles — Prairie Tunic (Dark Grey)

• Tights: fri.day — Basic.Leggings (Chocolate)

• Belt: fri.day — Cinch Belt (Brown)

• Bag: Baiastice — Plastik handbag (Black)

• Boots: [Naughty] — Calf High Moccasins

Alika

• Hair:  TRUTH — Caroline (Espresso)

• Skin: Curio — Petal [Light] – Cupid – Crave

• Coat: Aoharu — Check Short Trench Coat [Brown]

• Shirt: **DP**yumyum — Romantic Sweater [Brown]

• Boots: *COCO*  — RidingBoots (Black)

• Jewelry: MIEL — AHI Set

Ms. Lavendar Paine.

• Hair:  YunA’s HAIR — Jasmine (Blonde)

• Skin:  Lara Skin — Antonia – Pale (Red eyeliner/Cleavage)

• Dress: [LeeZu!] — Vienna Dress (GrayBrown)

• Hair:  fri.day — Miley (Anxious Blonde)

• Skin:  ::DUTCH TOUCH:: — RiVeR II – Cream (CatsEyes0)

• Eyes: ATOMIC — Hope Eyes (Comes with Hope Skin)

• Lashes: Mustache — Beezy Lashes (Comes with Beezy Skin)

• Shirt: *DP Serenity — Not That Into You Tee (Navy/No Logo)

• Shorts: Tres Blah — StarLust Motel Shorts (FREE!)

• Boots: NoLabel — Cowboy Boots (Tan)



• Hair:  .Lamb — Babys On Fire (Ink)

• Skin: Curio — Sundust [Light] – Cupid – Crush

• Shirt: Pig — Uncle Charlie’s Band (Dark Chocolate)

• Pants: **DP**yumyum — Beige Leggings

• Boots: Kookie — Armarda Boots w/ warmers

• Earrings: [ glow ]— Folk Lace Earrings

• Glasses: Cheap Makeup— Motel Glasses (Silver)

I’m glad to be back.

☮ & ♥,

Jor.

Don’t pretend you ever forgot about me.

Snow day! Whoooo. I love waking up and not being able to move my car. I finally get more than one day off this week! So to celebrate, I blogged you some recent new release that you MUST pick up. So I didn’t really get to go to all the Fifty Linden Friday stores this week. It seems that everyone on the grid has found out about it, so each sim is packed everytime I try to go . Alika does it smart and wakes up super early to do it, but me? Not so much.  So I force my way through the lag and stupid bling scripts and thigh-highs to attempt to get the damn ad to rez. And then once it does, getting to be able to buy it since 35 other people are trying to buy it as well. SIGH. So, based on the trend of what normally is released by each owner and how often I usually keep their item, I kind of skip around and go to the stores that I like best. Which brings us to today’s post! This first outfit is a compilation of old old stuff, group gifts, and FLF items from last week and this week. Anya Ohmai from !Ohmai‘s item, Basics One-Piece was absolutely adorable. I mean, all those colors for 50 Linden? She pretty much gave that wonderful outfit away. But we love her for it. The white undershirt in this piece is from Pig and I’ve gotta say it was love at first sight. I wear it with the bow and without the bow in a variety of ways. Gawjuss, all of it!

• Hair:  {fascino}  — Anelo (Beige)

• Skin: Dernier Cri — Charlotte – Chestnut (Cat Liner)

• Dress: !Ohmai — Basic One-Piece Plaid (CherryEggplant)

• Sweater: Miseria — Ash Cardigan (Dark Viridian)

• Undershirt: Pig — Sing Sing Precious

• Leggings: [Plastik] — Leggings (Pinstripe)

• Heels: -La Maison Kaestner- — Simple Pumps – Platform (Black)

The next look was full of more 50 Linden Friday sweetness. Now, it usually takes me about 20 minutes to TP into Surf Couture because that place is always packed when something new is released. However, I made it in 5 and rezzed suprisingly quickly. Now, let’s talk about Emma Gilmour’s new hair Maranna. I. Love. It. I love that it comes in 5 bang styles. I love that the band around the hair has more than a few solid color choices as well as patterned. I love that the hair has no flex to it and is all sculpt. I. love it. Got it? Good. Paired with a treat from Tres Blah, my character looks like she’s dreaming of summer but still keeping warm from the freezing cold. Did I mention 7 inches of snow where I live? WOH?

• Hair:  Surf Couture  — Maranna – No bangs (Vanilla Cake)

• Skin: Dernier Cri — Charlotte – Chestnut (Cat Liner)

• Sweater: Tres Blah — Neato Sweatshirt (Grey)

• Suspenders: Pig — 12 Colors of Suspenders (Simple Black)

• Shorts: **THE CLOSET** — Balloon Shorts (Beige)

• Socks: Pig — Knee Sock Mit Suspenders (White)

• Boots: Surf Couture — Elsa Boots (Brown)

• Gloves: Royal Blue — Half Gloves (Brown)

• Scarf: Maitreya — Long Scarf (Brown)

Wouldn’t you rather be a widow than a divorcee?
Style your wake for fashion magazines.
Widow or a divorcee?
Don’t pretend, d-d-d-don’t pretend.

I talked a lot in this one! O.o

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

It’s just a little hard to leave when you’re going down on me.

Aahh, Sunday. I love Sunday for a plethora of reasons. Let us list them?

1.) It’s the ONE day off a week that I have from work. So that’s always good.

2.) Weekend clothes specials! I.e. Stumblebum, Weekend Fever, Fifty Linden Sundays. <3333

3.) Catching up with my SL friends and my Alika.

4.) Hours long Skype conferences.

So in truth, Sunday would be considered my favorite day of the week. So I decided to blog since I had nothing else better to do than that and clean house. Oh and heal from Saturday nights.

Our first look consists of sleepiness. I thought these were super cute. I always just wanna eat Lika’s avatar.

zZzZzZz!

Alika Yue

• Hair:  Nouveau Miranda  — Amazonia (Jet Black)

• Skin: Tres Blah — Hiccup – Lavender Lippie (Light Skin Tone)

• Dress: {SMS} — Drawing Tee Dress (Grey)

• Leggings: AOHARU — Knit Leggings (Nordic Red)

• Socks: {SMS} — Dot Socks (Beige)

• Shoes: Surf Couture — Courtyard Slippers (Red)

• Scarf: Milk Motion — My Silk Scarf (Plaid)

• Mask: *~*Illusions*~* — Silk Blindfold

• Holding: Pink Fuel — Bloody Snow Leopard

• Mouth: Somethin’ In Your Mouth — MiPod

Jordyn Grier

• Hair:  :::IrEn:::  — Sylvie (Platinum Plus)

• Skin: Aden. — Gen. 5 Light (Makeup 3)

• Shirt:  ~*RunoRuno*~ — Knit Tank

• Leggings: DUBOO* — We Are The World leggings

• Panties: Henusaki Love Creations — RedPanties

• Shoes: Surf Couture — Humdinger Slippers (When it rains, it pours)

• Mask: *~*Illusions*~* — Sleep Mask

Next is random hotness. Which we are pro at.

Alika Yue

• Hair:  Nouveau Miranda  — Gia (Jet Black)

• Skin: Tres Blah — Hiccup – Lavender Lippie (Light Skin Tone)

• Shirt:  Berries Inc. — Cozy Top (Brown)

• Leggings:  AOHARU — Knit Leggins (Plaid Yellow)

• Boots: *Kookie* — Armarda Boots (Black Wash)

• Hair Flower: [glow] — Vanilla Hair Decor

• Earrings: [glow] — Folk Lace Earrings

Jordyn Grier

• Hair:  Mustache — Sofie in Sugar (Scripted color change bangs)

• Skin: Aden. — Gen. 5 Light (Makeup 3)

• Face Tattoo: AITUI — Stars 01

• Body Tattoo: Garden of Ku — Rock & Beers

• Dress:  M * A * ii * K * I — Strapless and Patent (Fuchsia)

• Fishnets: [Demonic] — Part of ‘Freya’ outfit

• Socks: Pig — Knee Sock Mit Suspenders (Black)

• Boots: *Kookie* — Armarda Boots (Black Wash)

• Gloves: *Luck Inc.* — Fingerless Gloves (Black)

• Necklace: <The Abyss> — Dog Tags Chain (Opium)

• Piercing: HobGoblin — Snake Bite Piercing with Labret Stud.

Last, and maybe least? Maybe not. IDFK.

Alika Yue

• Hair: Clawtooth by Clawtooth  —Woman of the Year (Black Beauty)

• Skin: Tres Blah — Hiccup – Lavender Lippie (Light Skin Tone)

• Vest:  !Enchilada Outfitters! — Victorian Vest (Purple)

• Shirt/Skirt: Scribble — Spotty Bum (Black)

• Garter/Hose: Stiletto Moody — Lucky Lingerie (Light Sheer)

• Earrings: Aurora Borealis — Zelda Akoya Handama Pearl Set

• Boots: *Kookie* — Athena (Silver)

Jordyn Grier

• Hair:  {HTD} — Lila (Vanilla Latte)

• Skin: Aden. — Gen. 5 Light (Makeup 3)

• Tattoo: [Demonic] — Phoenix

• Dress: {SMS} — Pocket Dress (Beige)

• Leggings:  [glow] — Studio Roses (Black)

• Boots: MIEL — HAI Boots

• Gloves: Viva La Glam — Brody Gloves (Silver)

• Necklace: Effing Delicious — Wooden Peace Necklace

I guess it wasn’t really right.
I guess it wasn’t meant to be.
It didn’t matter what they said,
‘Cause we were good in bed.
I guess I stuck around so I could watch us fight
for all the wrong reasons.

☮ & ♥,

Jordyn & Alika.

╔═.♥.═I should have given you a reason to stay═.♥.═╝

*Groans while slurping down coffee*

My darlings, I have once again brought you a fashion yummy treat. Three different styles, completely based around lack of color. Earth tones always seem to peek my interests, and I surely hope you feel the same.

My first look consists of another gorgeous wig by Bubbles Clawtooth. It doesn’t matter what this scrumptious manlady makes, I’m a fan for life. Tres Blah skin, boy do I live for amazing deals like the one Julliette Westerburg gave us on the Stumblebum Brigade. I can honestly say that I’ve not taken it off for more than 10 minutes since I bought it. The cropped jacket was found at the Winter Fair, from a store named =Feather=, I highly recommend you check them out.

* Hair:  Clawtooth by Clawtooth — Play it Again Sam – Black Beauty

* Skin:  Tres Blah — Hiccup – Lavender Lippie (Light Skin Tone)

* Dress:  Surf Couture — Havering Dress – Fondue

* Jacket:  =Feather= — Bolero Fur – Camel

* Scarf: MIEL — ARMY PLAID SCARF

* Shoes: ~Scribble~ — Candy Flats – Licorice Basics

* Glasses: MIEL — Bella Peepers

* Leggings:  [Plastik] — Xmas 2009 – Leggings -Plaid

* Socks:  {SMS} — Knitt Socks – Green

My next lick-a-licious design consists of hair from Lamb, sweater and leggings from **DP**yumyum, Kyoot skirt and my favorite new boots, from Reek. With the combination of all of these together, I want to curl up in a lazy boy, engulf a pound of Godiva chocolate and watch a love story. Will you join me?

* Hair:  !lamb. — Bang Bang Bob – Ink

* Skin:  &bean — Lake – Dark Wings – Norm

* Sweater:  **DP**yumyum — romantic sweater – brown

* Skirt:  Kyoot — Corduroy Mini – Nutty

* Leggings: **DP**yumyum — leggings – Beige

* Shoes: Reek — Autumn Boots – Sand

My third and final outfit is a correlation of sickeningly stellar styles from Kookie’s Beta hair, Fishy Strawberry’s Geisha belt and Velvet Touch Minidress, Periquita’s flats and some accessories from **DP**yumyum. I just absolutely love this mixture of designs. Don’t you agree?

* Hair:  Kookie — Chiggy (Beta) – Coal

* Skin:  Tres Blah — Hiccup – Lavender Lippie (Light Skin Tone)

* Dress:  *Fishy Strawberry* — Velvet Touch Minidress – Brown

* Leggings:  (creamshop) — Border leggings (Welcome Gift freebie) – Brown

* Belt: *Fishy Strrawberry* — Geisha Leather Belt – Beige

* Shoes: Periquita — Simplest flats – Brown

* Hair Band: **DP**yumyum — Katyusha

I’m reaching for the phone
To call at 7:03
And on your machine, I slur a plea
For you to come home
But I know it’s too late
I should have given you a reason to stay

☮ & ♥,

Alika

Don’t stop, get it, get it.

Well hello beautifuls. Alika and I can’t seem to sit still long enough to actually do anything. She’s basically running a sim and frollicking around with hot boys. And I’m in RL with my boyfriend getting tired muscles.

BUT. We finally came together in one epic scene of glorious wonderment to bring you some clothes and looks. Yeah. You -are- welcome.

• Hair:  LoveKitty  — Summer (Onyx)

• Skin: Tres Blah — Hiccup – Lavender Lippie (Light Skin Tone)

• Dress: (Elate!) — Penelope (Black/White)

• Overshirt: AOHARU — Roll Up Open Shirt (White)

• Shirt: *COCO* — Skinny Tie & Shirt (White)

• Shoes: ANEXX — Fringe Pumps (Black)

• Hair:  fri.day — Melanie (Anxious Blonde)

• Eyes: PIDIDDLE —Motion Sickness Eyes (Machina de Bella)

• Lashes: ZsaZsa —Halfsies

• Dress: anuenue — MaiaDress (White)

• Tights: Kyoot Army — Cozy Floral Tights (Winter Florals)

• Necklace: DECO — Fandangle Necklace (Olive)

• Heels: Maitreya — Group Gift Pumps (Maroon)

• Hair:  Kookie — Kate Hair (Antique Grey) -tinted darker-

• Shirt/Vest: *Fishy Strawberry* — Harder Tee + Sequins Vest

• Shorts: .:Effum Ink:. — Plad Hipstar Shortz (Black)

• Necklace: [mpb] — La Paix (Black)

• Socks: Pig — Knee Sock Mit Suspenders (Mintcream)

• Shoes: Surf Couture — Parker Knit Boots (Brown)

• Donut: Pink Fuel — Happy Donut

• Hair:  TRUTH — Bailey (Seaspray)

• Sweater: Berries Inc. — Snowflake Cardigan (Grey)

• Shirt: *Fishy Strawberry* — Jeweled Cashmere Sweater (Blue)

• Jeans: Surf Couture — Belmar Skinny Jeans (Gray 1)

• Gloves: Royal Blue — Brown Half Glove

• Boots: Reek — Autumn Boots Red (With Gray Fur)

• Hair:  Clawtooth by Clawtooth — Timeless Glamour (Black Beauty)

• Dress/Jacket: **DP**yumyum — A Line Coat (Pink)

• Leggings: **DP**yumyum — Leggings (Beige)

• Scarf/Muffler: **DP**yumyum — Muffler (Beige)

• Shoes: Periquita — Simplest Flats (Color change: Brown)

• Headband: MIEL — AM TULIP HEADBAND (Vino)

• Hair:  Clawtooth by Clawtooth — The Black Widow (Bombshell Blonde)

• Jacket over shoulder: P-K (Polina Kaestner) —Shoulder Trench (Noir)

• Blouse: Whippet & Buck — I’ll Be A Ghost (Black)

• Skirt: Ty Zvezda — High Mini Skirt (Winter Holiday)

• Leggings: [twee] — Damask Tights

• Heels: *COCO* — Backless Ankle Boots (Black)

• Necklace: PR!TTY — XOXO Necklace (Silver)

ADMIT IT. You’re glad we’re back. ♥.

Admit it. Fuckkkkk.

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

╚»Rendezvous then I’m through with you.«╝

Hello loyal blog stalkers! I am back, with a vengeance! Have you missed me? Yes, of course you have. Finally, after my extended break, I have returned to show you the light; I.E.-make your avatar not suck.

I have recently become friends with the likes of Aikea Rieko, the owner and creator of Plastik. This heart felt blog, is for you.

First outfit consists of some bloody good fashion, no matter how torn and disheveled. Plastik garb, boots by Khai at The Abyss and some bruises by my old friend Stevo Greene.

*  Hair:  >Truth< — Audrey – crow

* Skin:  Tyranny Designs — Dinah in Fall – Wheat- (bad day)

* Dress:  [Plastik] — Prayer – (Black)

* Arm Warmers:  [Plastik] — Leo Warmer- Kujo

* Tattoos: [Plastik] — Burdies and Feathers

* Shoes: <TheAbyss> — NAU Combat Boots

* Necklace: ~Scribble~ — Nevermore Necklace

* Earrings:  [glow] — Black Friday earrings

* Chest Bruises:  Bloody Hell — Bruises – Small 2

* Knee Scuffs and Bruises:  Emo-tions — bloody knees

My next outfit consists of yet another dress done by Aikea. The Courtesan outfit is ultra sex, and was displayed in this years Designers United. As well as the new MIEL boots and my super sonic favorite skin from Tres Blah.

*  Hair:  >Truth< — Freda – crow

* Skin:  Tres Blah — Hiccup – Lavender Lippie (Light Skin Tone)

* Dress:  [Plastik] — Courtesan – Happypants

* Arm Warmers:  [Plastik] — Leo Warmer- Cathedral

* Tattoos: [Plastik] — Burdies and Feathers

* Shoes: MIEL — NOT BOOTS – NERO

* Necklace/Earrings: MIEL — CUE SET

* Socks: {SMS} — Knit Socks – Black

My third and final outfit was totally off the wall and I love it. The Prayer dress done in Colorkill just screamed abstract and I had to pull out my Fashionably Dead skin. I’ve saved it for a special occasion like this and I’m glad I was able to pop it’s blog virginity today. As well, thank you Bubbles Clawtooth for this super fabulous free hair that you bestowed upon me for times like these.

*  Hair:  Clawtooth By Clawtooth — How soon is later – Softest Black

* Skin:  (fd) — Ghost Organs – Cactus Pear

* Dress:  [Plastik] — Prayer – Colorkill

* Leggings:  [Plastik] — Xmas 2009 Jolly Leggings

* Tattoos: [ATOMIC] — Lucky Bastard in Color

* Shoes: .:Effum Ink:. — Spooky Flatz

* Scarf: [Plastik] — Furry Scurf-Dots

* Birdies: [Plastik] — HeadBurdy<3

* Glasses: (epoque) — Feline Shades – Neon

I would swallow my pride
I would choke on the rinds
But the lack there of would leave me empty inside
Swallow my doubt
Turn it inside out
Find nothing but faith in nothing
Want to put my tender
Heart it in a blender
Watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion
Rendezvous then I’m through with you

FYI, Bloggers, as soon as I can tear Jordyn away from her steamy hot new irl boyfriend, I shall promise to pump out postings like Octa-Mom pumps out kids.

☮ & ♥,

Alika

Untitled.

No, my creative fuse did not burst. I call this post Untitled because this will be a good friend of mine’s Christmas gift to her friend/lover thing. Joceyln Viper (Owner and Creator of I Dee Kay) asked me to do a review of her friend Danny Nolan’s store Danny’s Untitled Fashions located in the Thibedeau sim along with hers. Sure k. Whatever. His stuff though was really nice and super duper cheap. Can’t beat that shit, yar? But before I get to my part, Joce wanted me to add one thing:

MERRY CHRISTMAS, TREVOR. <3

• Hair:  fri.day — Deena (Anxious Blonde)

• Skin:  Lara Skin — Selena Natural (Pale)

• Top: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Phoenix Shirt

• Shorts: League — Booty Shorts (Blue)

• Socks: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Black Striped Socks (Red)

• Shoes: Urban Bomb Unit — PornStar Lo-Tops

• Belt: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Zebra Belt

• Headband: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Bandana

• Necklace: Rock’n Rose — Necklace Ribbon Pearls (Red)

• Hair:  Mustache — Sabrina (Sugar)

• Skin:  (vive9) — Cailyn.v2 Pure Blush Light

• Top: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Dots Scoop

• Shorts: Tres Blah — Starlust Motel Shorts (Freee in the lobby at the Starlust Motel)

• Shoes: Tango New York — Vans Slip Ons

• Socks: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Black Striped Socks

• Belt: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Zebra Belt

• Lashes: ZsaZsa’s Eyelashes — Halfsies

• Plugs: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Skull Plugs

• Hair:  fri.day — Quinn (Anxious Blonde)

• Skin:  Lara Skin — Selena Natural (Pale)

• Top: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Cartouched Tank

• Jeans: Medley — Skinnies (Dark Wash)

• Belt: Danny’s Untitled Fashions — Heart Belt Silver Buckle

• Shoes: Urban Bomb Unit — PornStar Lo-Tops

• Glasses: Gritty Kitty — Ducklips Glasses

• Necklace: Naith Smit Designs — Rock’n'Roll Gang Bang Chain

So go there and stop being a lameface.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Thibedeau/101/235/23

You say, you say that we’re all tied up
And wrapped around in useless, states of mind.
But at the same time we’re still young,
We have the time to realize that we were wrong.

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.

Jordyn motherfuckin’ Grier, holla atcha boi I gets moneh.

It’s meee again. Solike, Alika is doing a bang-up job, yar? I am proud to have her as mah blog pardna!

Onto some looks! I don’t talk about what I blog. I used to but I found that they kinda speak for themselves. I’m sure you all don’t care that I go on and on about how such and such piece from so-and-so store makes me jism and all of that good stuff. You just wanna see the crafted look and if you like a certain piece I’m wearing, you wanna go to that person’s store and check it out. Feast your eyes, ya blog bastards.

Mreow.

• Hair:  Exile — Jane (Ash)

• Skin:  (vive9) — Cailyn.v2 Pure Light

• Lashes: [ glow ] studio — Innocent Lashes

• Dress: *Gigi Couture* — Harvest Moon Rouged Dress

• Necklace: .+*AA*+. — Layered Necklace (Black)

• Bag: Tres Blah — Chic Satchel (Black)

• Ring: Dollita — Doll Rings (Baroque 2)

• Boots: *COCO* — Knee High Boots

Trace, again.

• Hair:  SiniStyle — Tank’D Hair (Dusk)

• Skin:  Daminai — Liam Stubble Tan2

• Tattoo:  >Truth Ink< — Oldskool (arms only)

• Pants:  DMC — Lost Jean X Low Rise

• Shirt:  SiniStyle — BeatDown Shirt (Brown)

• Shoes:  *COCO* — Homme Lace-Up Work Boots

• Vest:  .Sey — K.D. Vest (Gray)

• Belt: :FORM: — X Bones Buckle

• Necklace: AITUI — Neck Art – Momolu Jr

Aten-HUT.

• Hair & Hat:  {HTD} — Serene (Vanilla Latte)

• Skin:  (vive9) — Cailyn.v2 Pure Light

• Lashes: [ glow ] studio — Innocent Lashes

• Shirt: AOHARU — Off-Shoulder Baggy Tee (Gray)

• Jeans: *GC* — Gray Denim Ripped

• Bag: HOC Industries — Hemp Bag (Colored Black)

• Piercing: [AddiCt] — Single Upper Marilyn

• Shoes: *Courtisane* — Hors d’haleine Shoe (Black)

<3

☮ & ♥,

Jojo.